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Started by Duck-Stew, February 20, 2009, 01:48:46 PM

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lauramonster

#15
February 20, 2009, 03:23:57 PM
the lines on your face no longer match the creases in the pillowcase.
Frickin' snow!

TiAvenger

#16
February 20, 2009, 05:11:03 PM
you're a Flounder

ducpainter

#17
February 20, 2009, 05:25:47 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on February 20, 2009, 02:58:19 PM
when the term "rolling a fatty"  now means getting out of bed.
that was the best laugh I've had in a while. [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
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    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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DoubleEagle

#18
February 20, 2009, 08:24:31 PM
When some kid at the Super Market asks if you need help with your groceries.    Dolph        :(
'08 Ducati 1098 R    '09 BMW K 1300 GT   '10 BMW S 1000 RR

Shortest sentence...." I am "   Longest sentence ... " I Do "

Chchadder

#19
February 20, 2009, 08:29:27 PM
When you're pretty sure you could go to jail for the girl you were just looking at, only to find out she's in her twenties... [evil]
09 Triumph Daytona 675 - Rocket -
07 695 Custom Dark - Sold -

This motorcycle is simply too goddamn fast to ride at speed in any kind of normal road traffic unless you're ready to go straight down the centerline with your nuts on fire and a silent scream in your throat. ~Hunter S. Thompson

Gus Duc

#20
February 20, 2009, 08:32:16 PM Last Edit: February 20, 2009, 08:41:08 PM by Gus Duc
When you pull your hamstring while trying to mount your bike in your leathers without scratching your seat cowl [laugh]

DoubleEagle

#21
February 20, 2009, 08:36:18 PM
When people that look older than you call you ...sir.  

When you no longer lust after a Ferrari.

When you don't wake up with a chubby.

When you'd rather think about doing something than doing it .

When you start to wonder how many years of riding do I have left .  ( on the " R " )

I don't take a shower every day.
'08 Ducati 1098 R    '09 BMW K 1300 GT   '10 BMW S 1000 RR

Shortest sentence...." I am "   Longest sentence ... " I Do "

ducatiz

#22
February 20, 2009, 08:48:54 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on February 20, 2009, 02:58:19 PM
when the term "rolling a fatty"  now means getting out of bed.

or when "loading up a bowl" means you had mexican for dinner and ooooohhhh my stomach.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Howie

#23
February 20, 2009, 09:58:38 PM
The sign at the bookstore says “Just Like You Read When You Were a Kid!” but the books it's referring to came along after you were a kid.

Gus Duc

#24
February 20, 2009, 10:19:47 PM
When you you go to the Doctor & ask him about your silent farts & the first thing he does is check your hearing [laugh]

River

#25
February 20, 2009, 11:59:47 PM
When you show up at a bar frequented by fellow college students (I am one again) and not only do you not get carded but the bartender calls you "Ma'am," tells you you remind him of his mom, and happily serves up whatever you order without question.

When being a "Mrs. Robinson" is an actual possibilty.

When you bawl out the poor checkout kid at Ralph's for not carding you and tell him he had better ask you for ID next time...and he does.

When you walk by the mirror and jump because you don't recognize your own wrinkled face and thinning hair.

When people start telling stories about your "bad side" in NMC.   [evil]   ;D   [laugh]
Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"

Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"

Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."

slowpoke13

#26
February 21, 2009, 01:33:22 AM
When your sea stories involve ships long out of service and the kid looking at you in awe probably uses it to shave.
slowpokesan

Howie

#27
February 21, 2009, 06:50:11 AM
When there are so many people you know that are younger than most of the cars and bikes you've owned.  It is hard to believe people born in 1988 are full fledged adults.

Speeddog

#28
February 21, 2009, 09:16:07 AM
Quote from: DoubleEagle on February 20, 2009, 08:24:31 PM
When some kid at the Super Market asks if you need help with your groceries.    Dolph        :(

Every time they do that, it requires a colossal effort to not rant at them.  >:(

They do it even if I have one small bag of groceries.
My GF says they have to offer.
Do I really look like I need the help?
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ducatiz

#29
February 21, 2009, 09:36:18 AM
Quote from: Speeddog on February 21, 2009, 09:16:07 AM
Do I really look like I need the help?

try leaving the cane in the car next time...

<<ducking>>
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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