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Author Topic: The Official "Say Anything" Thread  (Read 7493045 times)
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« Reply #109890 on: June 06, 2012, 07:50:47 AM »
text conversation with a friend

her "it's just me and a girl i don't really like in the box office today."
me "haha, 2 girls in the *box* office." (yes i'm 12)
her "yup, my life sounds like a not so interesting porno. the bowchikabowwow is played on a kazoo. taking low budget to a new level."

from there we have discussed just how boring it would would be. it has amused me this morning
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« Reply #109891 on: June 06, 2012, 09:04:54 AM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on June 06, 2012, 07:29:56 AM
That stuff will give you a third eye. . .

nah!
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Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #109892 on: June 06, 2012, 09:10:36 AM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on June 06, 2012, 06:40:37 AM
That can't be right. . .

can it?

yes it can, but make sure you strain out the glass....yellow/green glow sticks seem to last the longest in general and therefore have the best/longest/most effective success....
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« Reply #109893 on: June 06, 2012, 09:17:22 AM »
Goddam that would go web viral

if you could pee a stream that looks like Puff Tracers while lighting a tap beer & chili fart
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« Reply #109894 on: June 06, 2012, 09:27:50 AM »
Quote from: RAT900 on June 06, 2012, 09:17:22 AM
Goddam that would go web viral

if you could pee a stream that looks like Puff Tracers while lighting a tap beer & chili fart

holy frijoles  Shocked
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #109895 on: June 06, 2012, 09:57:16 AM »
Quote from: RAT900 on June 06, 2012, 09:17:22 AM
Goddam that would go web viral

if you could pee a stream that looks like Puff Tracers while lighting a tap beer & chili fart

sounds like an idear to accomplish at DIMBY....wish I could be there!!!
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« Reply #109896 on: June 06, 2012, 11:02:11 AM »
Quote from: Stella on June 06, 2012, 06:01:22 AM
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Nice work, you both convinced me to stay under my rock.

Mr. Knight.....   Either you or Mr. Bacon junkie flung your junk around the whizzer in the basement during your visits.  I was cleaning last night and the wall was speckled yellow.    vomit      laughingdp

Wasn't me...   I pee'd in the shower...   Kiss

(I keed... I keed...)    Wink



I blame Whimsy... 
He passed out in your bathroom sink, soo....



not to mention what he did to our dinner...


and dessert...



 Wink


 bacon
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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...
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« Reply #109897 on: June 06, 2012, 11:09:38 AM »
That little bacon is creepy looking.

It easily could have been the big bad in the end of Ghostbusters

laughingdp
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« Reply #109898 on: June 06, 2012, 11:17:11 AM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on June 06, 2012, 11:09:38 AM
That little bacon is creepy looking.

It easily could have been the big bad in the end of Ghostbusters

laughingdp

Yeah...  he's a mischievous little make the beast with two backser... 

If I remember correctly, he drank your beer, passed out, then molestereded your cat, and broke your doorknob... Evil






I fixed the doorknob...  sorry about your cat...   Embarrassed  Undecided




 bacon
 
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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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« Reply #109899 on: June 06, 2012, 11:21:44 AM »
The cat was fixed before you showed up.

The door knob had to be glued Grin
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« Reply #109900 on: June 06, 2012, 11:24:28 AM »
Now I see why most cartoon characters only have 4 fingers. Whimsy's hands just look wrong.
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« Reply #109901 on: June 06, 2012, 11:47:59 AM »
Knight?....Baco-J?

It is time to do the only honorable thing....

cast aspersions toward your Host Randimus

a quiet suggestion like:

" Stella he seemed pretty steady when he lurched and veered

toward the john after he ate the Mezcal worm from the bottle we emptied"....

"but now that you mention it I didn't hear him peeing in there"
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« Reply #109902 on: June 06, 2012, 01:55:27 PM »
I'm pretty sure I've cleaned in there since ZLTFUL was a guest.

One of the dogs perhaps?
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« Reply #109903 on: June 06, 2012, 02:10:55 PM »
Just got around to pulling these off the phone.
This place usually has an exotic or two sitting outside but on Saturday they had a few more than normal.
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« Reply #109904 on: June 06, 2012, 02:37:53 PM »
i guess i'll join in on the pee talk since it is pretty amusing Smiley.... i have a friend who can stand outside on ground level & pee to the top of a 2nd story apartment....it's crazy!! ...be glad he wasnt visiting you stella Smiley
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