The Official "Say Anything" Thread

[KnightofNi]

text conversation with a friend

her "it's just me and a girl i don't really like in the box office today."
me "haha, 2 girls in the *box* office." (yes i'm 12)
her "yup, my life sounds like a not so interesting porno. the bowchikabowwow is played on a kazoo. taking low budget to a new level."

from there we have discussed just how boring it would would be. it has amused me this morning

[DarkMonster620]

That stuff will give you a third eye. . .

nah!

[zooom]

That can't be right. . .

can it?

yes it can, but make sure you strain out the glass....yellow/green glow sticks seem to last the longest in general and therefore have the best/longest/most effective success....

[RAT900]

Goddam that would go web viral

if you could pee a stream that looks like Puff Tracers while lighting a tap beer & chili fart

[DarkMonster620]

Goddam that would go web viral

if you could pee a stream that looks like Puff Tracers while lighting a tap beer & chili fart

holy frijoles 

[zooom]

Goddam that would go web viral

if you could pee a stream that looks like Puff Tracers while lighting a tap beer & chili fart

sounds like an idear to accomplish at DIMBY....wish I could be there!!!

[The Bacon Junkie]

Nice work, you both convinced me to stay under my rock.

Mr. Knight.....   Either you or Mr. Bacon junkie flung your junk around the whizzer in the basement during your visits.  I was cleaning last night and the wall was speckled yellow.         

Wasn't me...   I pee'd in the shower...   

(I keed... I keed...)   



I blame Whimsy... 
He passed out in your bathroom sink, soo....



not to mention what he did to our dinner...


and dessert...

[Monsterlover]

That little bacon is creepy looking.

It easily could have been the big bad in the end of Ghostbusters

[The Bacon Junkie]

That little bacon is creepy looking.

It easily could have been the big bad in the end of Ghostbusters

Yeah...  he's a mischievous little make the beast with two backser... 

If I remember correctly, he drank your beer, passed out, then molestereded your cat, and broke your doorknob...






I fixed the doorknob...  sorry about your cat...    

[Monsterlover]

The cat was fixed before you showed up.

The door knob had to be glued

[lethe]

Now I see why most cartoon characters only have 4 fingers. Whimsy's hands just look wrong.

[RAT900]

Knight?....Baco-J?

It is time to do the only honorable thing....

cast aspersions toward your Host Randimus

a quiet suggestion like:

" Stella he seemed pretty steady when he lurched and veered

toward the john after he ate the Mezcal worm from the bottle we emptied"....

"but now that you mention it I didn't hear him peeing in there"

[Randimus Maximus]

I'm pretty sure I've cleaned in there since ZLTFUL was a guest.

One of the dogs perhaps?

[lethe]

Just got around to pulling these off the phone.
This place usually has an exotic or two sitting outside but on Saturday they had a few more than normal.

[elyse]

i guess i'll join in on the pee talk since it is pretty amusing .... i have a friend who can stand outside on ground level & pee to the top of a 2nd story apartment....it's crazy!! ...be glad he wasnt visiting you stella