The Official "Say Anything" Thread

[Randimus Maximus]

 

[Stella]

That's what I thought.

[zooom]

^

hahahahahahahahaa

[DarkMonster620]

Time to start cooking lunch . . . skirt steak, white rice & beans with fried ripe plantain . . . and for dessert, Oreo's cakesters . . .

[zooom]

and for dessert, Oreo's cakesters . . .

tempura batter them and deep fry them...trust me!!!

[DarkMonster620]

tempura batter them and deep fry them...trust me!!!

this is one of the things I do not know how to make . . .

[RAT900]

OK the fun begins...

Not a return of hiatus hernia

Ulcer time!!!   right up at the top of the stomach just below the throat/esophageal sphincter (this would sound somewhat pornographic in any other instance)

which has created inflammation and swelling and hence why I can't get any food out of my gullet and into my guts

doc is doing a biopsy on the ulcer to make sure it isn't cancerous, sending me for script to get the ulcer quieted down

Going Friday for full chest, abdominal and pelvic CT scan with contrast...

guess I will know by next week how "lit-up" I am with anything else...9/11 lungs etc etc   and get a clear snapshot of my near term future quality of life

quite honestly I have done nothing in life to earn the 61 years I have accumulated...far better-living people than I have fallen short

to borrow a quote from my g-g-grandfather's obituary: "considering the life he led, it was a wonder he lived as long as he did"

so I am happy...at least I know what is ailing me...got a visual now!

thanks for all the good thoughts!   

[ducpainter]

I guess it's good news.

[RAT900]

I guess it's good news.

in my strange world it is Nate   

[ducpainter]

The best thing is they don't cut you for an ulcer..

[MendoDave]

I wonder if that big monkey on the chair behind you has anything to do with your illness?
It could also be Stella's fault.

[Oldfisti]

Time to start cooking lunch . . . skirt steak, white rice & beans with fried ripe plantain . . . and for dessert, Oreo's cakesters . . .

Carlos, you can cook lunch for me anytime!

tempura batter them and deep fry them...trust me!!!

^^    

[MendoDave]

this is one of the things I do not know how to make . . .

Ingredients

   1 cup of flour
   1 tablespoon cornstarch
   1 1/2 cups of seltzer water
   Salt

Directions

Combine all ingredients. Use as batter for meats and vegetables

[Oldfisti]

I wonder if that big monkey on the chair behind you has anything to do with your illness?
It could also be Stella's fault.

We're on a roll now.  Of course it's Stella's fault...

[MendoDave]

Better than being my fault. It's usually my fault. Just ask Joy...