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The Official "Say Anything" Thread

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Monsterlover

#122475
February 03, 2013, 09:34:55 AM
Its how they say everything :D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Stella

#122476
February 03, 2013, 09:40:30 AM
Except for this cat.   [laugh]

"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Monsterlover

#122477
February 03, 2013, 09:47:49 AM
I suppose that can be the exception ;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

the_Journeyman

#122478
February 03, 2013, 09:59:21 AM
That is a very angry cat that is about the tear something up.

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

fastwin

#122479
February 03, 2013, 10:12:01 AM Last Edit: February 03, 2013, 10:26:04 AM by fastwin
About two years ago my friend (our kids played baseball together and my friend was the coach) was relaxing at home in his recliner chair and decided to get up. The recliner folded up and their cat (unbeknownst to my friend) was on the foot extension. It got caught up in the folding recliner and decided to take out it's mad on on my friend's leg. Ripped the shit out of his calf.

Next he knows he has a MASSIVE infection from the cat attack. Off to the hospital he goes and damn near dies from the infection. No shit... he was less than rock throwing distance from dying.  He was in the hospital for three weeks. make the beast with two backsing cats...  >:( [thumbsdown] [roll] I would have put the cat in a sausage grinder. But they still have it! Why? Things that try to kill me have a short shelf life. ;)
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Monsterlover

#122480
February 03, 2013, 10:17:08 AM
Quote from: fastwin on February 03, 2013, 10:12:01 AM
About two years ago I had a friend (kids played baseball together and the Dad was the coach) was relaxing at home in his recliner chair and decided to get up. The recliner folded up and their cat (unbeknowest

Please finish, the suspense is killing me
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Bick

#122481
February 03, 2013, 10:20:20 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on February 03, 2013, 10:17:08 AM
Please finish, the suspense is killing me

Unbeknownst, the cat was hiding under Fastwin's desk, still harboring anger for being folded up in the chair.

Speedy recovery, Fastwin.  Speedy recovery.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

fastwin

#122482
February 03, 2013, 10:21:12 AM
Messed up and hit the wrong key. [bang] I'm really hungry and my wife is dragging out the lunch plans.[popcorn] See above finished post. ;D
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Monsterlover

#122483
February 03, 2013, 10:27:08 AM
So we bought these cookies for the dog and they smell pretty good.


I tried one.

Very much like a bland Graham cracker.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

fastwin

#122484
February 03, 2013, 10:39:59 AM
You are not helping my hunger pains. ;D
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Randimus Maximus

#122485
February 03, 2013, 10:43:11 AM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on February 03, 2013, 09:59:21 AM
That is a very angry cat that is about the tear something up.

JM

It appears that I am not the only one struggling with grammar today.

[thumbsup]

Randimus Maximus

#122486
February 03, 2013, 10:45:46 AM
Quote from: fastwin on February 03, 2013, 10:12:01 AM
Next he knows he has a MASSIVE infection from the cat attack. Off to the hospital he goes and damn near dies from the infection.

Cat bites can be pretty nasty.

A friend of mine got bitten in the hand by a cat years ago that became

Buckethead

#122487
February 03, 2013, 11:20:58 AM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on February 03, 2013, 10:45:46 AM
Cat bites can be pretty nasty.

A friend of mine got bitten in the hand by a cat years ago that became

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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

lethe

#122488
February 03, 2013, 11:47:18 AM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on February 03, 2013, 10:45:46 AM
Cat bites can be pretty nasty.

A friend of mine got bitten in the hand by a cat years ago that became
a were-house cat and now that friend is in rehab from a catnip addiction
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Bick

#122489
February 03, 2013, 11:51:16 AM
Wasn't there already a "finish the story" thread?
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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