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jdubbs32584

#12855
September 12, 2008, 11:50:33 AM
funny stuff

Grampa

#12856
September 12, 2008, 12:00:25 PM
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

#12857
September 12, 2008, 12:26:04 PM
afternoon
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Randimus Maximus

#12858
September 12, 2008, 12:49:27 PM
hola

ducpainter

#12859
September 12, 2008, 12:54:37 PM
You still in IZ...I mean AZ? ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Randimus Maximus

#12860
September 12, 2008, 01:00:16 PM
si.  currently at aeropuerto in the old pueblo.

kinetic3

#12861
September 12, 2008, 01:14:07 PM
I look forward to my visits to the DMF - they always make me smilez

;D
Your greatest enemy is your own inner perception, is your own ignorance, is your own ego

ducpainter

#12862
September 12, 2008, 01:17:19 PM
We'll be here all week...

don't forget to tip your waitress. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


kinetic3

#12863
September 12, 2008, 01:23:30 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on September 12, 2008, 01:17:19 PM
We'll be here all week...

don't forget to tip your waitress. ;D
i only tip hot waitresses....

need pic for tipping...
Your greatest enemy is your own inner perception, is your own ignorance, is your own ego

Statler

#12864
September 12, 2008, 01:26:00 PM
Sooooo glad the week is almost over.

Not because of the DML humor, but because it's frustrating here in the office today and I'm waiting on something from someone else so I can finish a project before I leave.


aaaaarrrrrgggghhh.

It's still buy a flounder a drink month

ducpainter

#12865
September 12, 2008, 01:28:43 PM
Quote from: kinetic3 on September 12, 2008, 01:23:30 PM
i only tip hot waitresses....

need pic for tipping...

so you'll tip a hot waitress that spills shit all over you and doesn't come back to ask if you want anything...

but you don't tip the good server?

how's that working for ya?

Quote from: Statler on September 12, 2008, 01:26:00 PM
Sooooo glad the week is almost over.

Not because of the DMLF humor, but because it's frustrating here in the office today and I'm waiting on something from someone else so I can finish a project before I leave.


aaaaarrrrrgggghhh.


I was making those noises last week....

It's affecting your acronym spelling.   ;)

It will get better.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


kinetic3

#12866
September 12, 2008, 01:33:00 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on September 12, 2008, 01:28:43 PM
so you'll tip a hot waitress that spills shit all over you and doesn't come back to ask if you want anything...

but you don't tip the good server?

how's that working for ya?

eh hem....
I will tip the hot waitress who does not spill food items or drink on me and also gives me her phone number = 25%
I will tip the hot waitress who does all above minus phone number = 10%
I will tip good server = 20%

25% hasnt been done yet  ;D
Your greatest enemy is your own inner perception, is your own ignorance, is your own ego

ducpainter

#12867
September 12, 2008, 01:36:16 PM
Quote from: kinetic3 on September 12, 2008, 01:33:00 PM
eh hem....
I will tip the hot waitress who does not spill food items or drink on me and also gives me her phone number = 25%
I will tip the hot waitress who does all above minus phone number = 10%
I will tip good server = 20%

25% hasnt been done yet  ;D
I'm glad you cleared that up for me....

I need to get my hearing aid checked...

I could have sworn I heard..
Quote from: kinetic3 on September 12, 2008, 01:23:30 PM
i only tip hot waitresses....

need pic for tipping...

[laugh]


just raggin' on you you know.....
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Grampa

#12868
September 12, 2008, 01:37:19 PM
I just applied for a management postion at cycle gear  [laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

#12869
September 12, 2008, 01:39:53 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on September 12, 2008, 01:37:19 PM
I just applied for a management postion at cycle gear  [laugh]
Is that really funny...

or would you like to do it?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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