The Official "Say Anything" Thread

[ducpainter]

Sick bastard.

Doesn't so much matter whats up the front end.  Just need lots of load bed.

Lots and lots.

And then you can simply drive the snow away 

I really dunno why you haven't worked this out already instead of waiting for a southern snow novice to come up with the solution.

It's obvious you haven't really thought this out.

So...I shovel all the snow into the utes and drive it off...where? What crazy bastard wants it...and how do I get it out of the truck...shovel?

Not too likely.

Has to be an easier way.

[lethe]

Drive to a trendy area and sell it by the pound as do it yourself snowman material.
Sell carrots and small bits of coal as accessories.

[ungeheuer]

 

FMD

No shoveling necessary.

You park all your utes next to each other all over your yard.  When it snows the snow falls - without any friggin' shoveling - directly into the load beds.

Then you drive the snow laden vehicles away.  Dump it someplace or dont.  Either way your yard is snow free  

Friggin' obvious really.

[DarkMonster620]

Would have thought Coffee would be the one thing that would not get screwed up in Locumbia....
Historically I have really enjoyed a Columbian blend

gotta believe me, always, for the past 6 days, is always 'burnt'

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[ducpainter]

FMD

No shoveling necessary.

You park all your utes next to each other all over your yard.  When it snows the snow falls - without any friggin' shoveling - directing into the load beds.

Then you drive the snow laden vehicles away.  Dump it someplace or dont.  Either way your yard is snow free  

Friggin' obvious really.

So I just drive them off and abandon them...

then get a new fleet to park and then drive off.

I see what you're up to.

You want me to eliminate the supply of GM utes in OZ due to lack of availability...then they'll go tits up and leave your country.

You can't fool me.

[ungeheuer]

Too late.

GM nipples are pointing skywards already 

Toyota have been naughty too.  But to save embarrassment to a certain DMFer.... I wasnt gonna mention that.

[DarkMonster620]

of to 'training centre' . . .

see y'all later

[ducpainter]

That was fast...

the power of the DMF.

[Scoober1103]

Evening.  time...

[ungeheuer]

of to 'training centre' . . .

see y'all later

Correct spelling too Carlos    You're English language skills - and I mean this sincerely - are bloody awesome.

That was fast...

the power of the DMF.

We didnt do it.  GM apparently have their own DMFers to orchestrate their local self destruction.

Evening.  time...

I'm surrounded by 'em    Evening Scoober 

[DarkMonster620]

Correct spelling too Carlos    You're English language skills - and I mean this sincerely - are bloody awesome.
We didnt do it.  GM apparently have their own DMFers to orchestrate their local self destruction.
I'm surrounded by 'em    Evening Scoober 

Thanks Ung . . . just hope my Italian language skills don't overshadow meine Deutsche Sprache kenntnise . . .

Now, instructors have join me for me walk, they asked me to wait for them while they gathered their stuff, now off to the last day . . . wait, I already have my certificate

[ducpainter]

Correct spelling too Carlos    You're English language skills - and I mean this sincerely - are bloody awesome.
<snip>

Yours, however, are starting to atrophy...

a grievance will be filed with the compliant department.

[Needle99]

Enjoy Carlos.

Evening Scoober..

[ungeheuer]

You don't need any Italian language skills Carlos.  I once worked with an Argentinian and an Italian, the first spoke Spanish, the second spoke Italian, the conversation was understood by both.

[ungeheuer]

Yours, however, are starting to atrophy...

a grievance will be filed with the compliant department.

Nothing wrong with my spelling 

My grammar is suffering from  though 

When you buy all those utes, have 'em, painted black and white, OK?