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« Reply #166170 on: March 13, 2015, 12:48:36 PM »
Somebody knows a way to get rid of cramps . . . they killing me today . . . two places at once . . . bang head
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #166171 on: March 13, 2015, 02:15:09 PM »
Stretching and salt!

Or if that fails, I've been told a sponge bath works wonders! 😉
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« Reply #166172 on: March 13, 2015, 03:21:08 PM »
Evening . . .

Ordered Domino's . . . fish's still frozen . . . bang head
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #166173 on: March 13, 2015, 03:35:53 PM »
Over the past few years I've worked with some shitty teachers, today I actually had to right up a report on one.


What a fun event.
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« Reply #166174 on: March 13, 2015, 03:36:40 PM »
Any back story?
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« Reply #166175 on: March 13, 2015, 03:45:06 PM »
Quote from: The Last In Line on March 13, 2015, 03:21:08 PM
Evening . . .

Ordered Domino's . . . fish's still frozen . . . bang head

I had Domino's once in Panama. The Coke tasted the same.  Tongue
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« Reply #166176 on: March 13, 2015, 03:48:30 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Mendo Dave on March 13, 2015, 03:45:06 PM
I had Domino's once in Panama. The Coke tasted the same.  Tongue
I don't drink Coke . . . I'm getting Ginger Ale . . .

I am barely drinking soda nowadays . . . I drink more iced tea(green or black) w/lemon and honey . . . If and when I drink soda is when no ice tea is available . . . not even for mixing droinks . .
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
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« Reply #166177 on: March 13, 2015, 04:40:35 PM »
EverNing, EveryBody. chug

Quote from: The Last In Line on March 13, 2015, 12:13:38 PM
BTW, Happy DivaDay DesmoDiva . . .

Ditto that! chug
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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« Reply #166178 on: March 13, 2015, 04:50:21 PM »
Quote from: The Last In Line on March 13, 2015, 12:48:36 PM
Somebody knows a way to get rid of cramps . . . they killing me today . . . two places at once . . . bang head
No guarantees...potassium and magnesium supplements.
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« Reply #166179 on: March 13, 2015, 04:52:09 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on March 13, 2015, 04:50:21 PM
No guarantees...potassium and magnesium supplements.
wife made a banana shake . . . soothing the symptoms
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #166180 on: March 13, 2015, 04:58:21 PM »
Try some of this...

http://www.amazon.com/Slow-Mag-Magnesium-Chloride-Calcium-Tablets/dp/B001G7QZ8C

Don't have to get it there if it's available, and there are probably other products.

I've had good results, and I haven't had surgery, taken lots of antibiotics lately, and need extra calcium for bone formation. Grin
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« Reply #166181 on: March 13, 2015, 05:10:17 PM »
Evening.  C has a friend over for movie and girl time.  Me?  I'm playing GTA  Cheesy

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« Reply #166182 on: March 13, 2015, 05:16:52 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on March 13, 2015, 03:36:40 PM
Any back story?

She yelled at a student "give me the make the beast with two backsing paper" which is akin to throwing a bucket lighter fluid on a fire pit given the population we serve.
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« Reply #166183 on: March 13, 2015, 06:08:45 PM »
Quote from: Grampa on March 13, 2015, 05:16:52 PM
She yelled at a student "give me the make the beast with two backsing paper" which is akin to throwing a bucket lighter fluid on a fire pit given the population we serve.

Not a good look!
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« Reply #166184 on: March 13, 2015, 07:08:09 PM »
happy birthday Double D  chug
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