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#173970
September 02, 2015, 03:22:10 PM
Quote from: Mendo Dave on September 02, 2015, 03:00:41 PM
Glad to hear she's a Major and not a private.

Bad things have happened to Officers that have gotten involved with Jr Enlisted.

To distance even more, she's Air Force.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducpainter

#173971
September 02, 2015, 03:26:02 PM
Quote from: Rotor Head on September 02, 2015, 03:22:10 PM
Bad things have happened to Officers that have gotten involved with Jr Enlisted.

To distance even more, she's Air Force.
Being a Major...

she can't be a squid...
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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#173972
September 02, 2015, 03:34:52 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on September 02, 2015, 03:26:02 PM
Being a Major...

she can't be a squid...

I can't lower myself to those depths.

I would be too afraid if she was a Marine.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducpainter

#173973
September 02, 2015, 03:45:13 PM
Quote from: Rotor Head on September 02, 2015, 03:34:52 PM
I can't lower myself to those depths.

I would be too afraid if she was a Marine.
You might want to be afraid of an Air Force Major...

hard tellin' from a couple of thousand miles away. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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#173974
September 02, 2015, 03:54:29 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on September 02, 2015, 03:45:13 PM
You might want to be afraid of an Air Force Major...

hard tellin' from a couple of thousand miles away. ;D

Nah...  She's had a career of that country club living.  She's not going to beat me up for my MRE.

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

MendoDave

#173975
September 02, 2015, 04:20:22 PM
Quote from: Rotor Head on September 02, 2015, 03:22:10 PM
Bad things have happened to Officers that have gotten involved with Jr Enlisted.



I'm aware of that.  :D

ducpainter

#173976
September 02, 2015, 04:22:23 PM
Quote from: Rotor Head on September 02, 2015, 03:54:29 PM
Nah...  She's had a career of that country club living.  She's not going to beat me up for my MRE.


She might mind meld you into a fixed wing aircraft. [laugh]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


MendoDave

#173977
September 02, 2015, 04:57:49 PM
The first thing a Marine Woman will tell you if she doesnt like you is how she can hit the target at 1,000 yards.

In other words back off.

the_Journeyman

#173978
September 02, 2015, 05:19:38 PM
Quote from: Mendo Dave on September 02, 2015, 03:00:41 PM
Glad to hear she's a Major and not a private.

Are we already talking about the Major's privates?

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

ducpainter

#173979
September 02, 2015, 05:27:23 PM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on September 02, 2015, 05:19:38 PM
Are we already talking about the Major's privates?

JM
He started it...
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


MendoDave

#173980
September 02, 2015, 05:36:39 PM
Did he ever get Propane?

To hear him talk he has solved all the world problems by 10 O'Clock.

DarkMonster620

#173981
September 02, 2015, 05:39:42 PM
evening . . .

cooking dinner . . pork chops and asparagus . . ..
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#173982
September 02, 2015, 05:41:53 PM
Quote from: Mendo Dave on September 02, 2015, 05:36:39 PM
Did he ever get Propane?

To hear him talk he has solved all the world problems by 10 O'Clock.
I never heard him claim that.

I just heard he does more than our lazy asses.

Quote from: DarkMonster620 on September 02, 2015, 05:39:42 PM
evening . . .

cooking dinner . . pork chops and asparagus . . ..
We had pork chops too. [thumbsup]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


MendoDave

#173983
September 02, 2015, 05:42:08 PM
Quote from: DarkMonster620 on September 02, 2015, 05:39:42 PM
evening . . .

cooking dinner . . pork chops and asparagus . . ..

Home made French fries &  [wine]

the_Journeyman

#173984
September 02, 2015, 06:02:41 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on September 02, 2015, 05:41:53 PM
We had pork chops too. [thumbsup]

We had pork from the slow cooker.

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.
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