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red baron

#175875
October 19, 2015, 06:20:11 AM
Morning gang. 8)


My "uncle" once hired a deaf accountant, figuring if he didn't hear anything, he could never testify against him.

Years later my "Uncle" figured out that his deaf accountant was skimming money from him.

My "Uncle" had an attorney who knew sign language and they set up a meeting. My "Uncle asked where the money was", the accountant sign languaged to the attorney,
"I don't know."

My "Uncle put a pistol to his head and told the attorney to ask him again, where the money was, or he would shoot him. The accountant said "Okay, okay, It's buried in my back yard, next to the shed."

My Uncle asked the attorney what he said, the attorney told my "Uncle" that the accountant said "You don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

Stella

#175876
October 19, 2015, 06:20:37 AM
'ning


Two consecutive nights in a bed that is my own and not a hotel since 9/27.

How's y'all doing?


[bacon] [coffee]
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

ducpainter

#175877
October 19, 2015, 06:22:22 AM
Must be a big cat...

dragged two of you in. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Stella

#175878
October 19, 2015, 06:31:53 AM
saber toothed tiger sized.

;)
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Bick

#175879
October 19, 2015, 06:39:38 AM
 [coffee]
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducpainter

#175880
October 19, 2015, 07:04:43 AM
So other than being busy...

how's things?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


red baron

#175881
October 19, 2015, 07:08:10 AM
doing pretty well over here, Cindy has crossed over the hump in healing and seems to be getting back to "normal"

what a pia that surgery was, anywho here we are.

ain't no cats over here, security team takes care of those  ;D
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

DarkMonster620

#175882
October 19, 2015, 07:29:02 AM
Morning . . .

Out running errands on me last day of day able tobdrive for the next 2 weeks
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#175883
October 19, 2015, 08:05:36 AM
Quote from: red baron on October 19, 2015, 07:08:10 AM
doing pretty well over here, Cindy has crossed over the hump in healing and seems to be getting back to "normal"

what a pia that surgery was, anywho here we are.

ain't no cats over here, security team takes care of those  ;D
Glad to hear she's coming around!
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Popeye the Sailor

#175884
October 19, 2015, 08:11:36 AM
+11ty billion.

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

#175885
October 19, 2015, 08:14:21 AM
I love chasing parts flung by spring pressure around the shop...

twice. [bang] [bang] [bang] [laugh]

As messy as that place is it's a miracle I found them. :P
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Bick

#175886
October 19, 2015, 09:02:16 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 19, 2015, 07:04:43 AM
So other than being busy...

how's things?

It ain't no social crisis.  Just another tricky day.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducpainter

#175887
October 19, 2015, 09:18:56 AM
Quote from: Rotor Head on October 19, 2015, 09:02:16 AM
It ain't no social crisis.  Just another tricky day.
Well played. [thumbsup]

A friend...well he wasn't really my friend...

always said...'Put it to a song on Tin Pan Alley'.

If it's been thought...there's a song about it.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


LMT

#175888
October 19, 2015, 09:24:19 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 19, 2015, 03:08:44 AM
Your tenure was short lived.

morning

You will all leave again sometime soon  [evil]  I just hope that when that time comes LMT is sound asleep  [laugh]

Rest of the day off to make up for the last week and last night  [coffee] [coffee] [coffee] [coffee] [coffee]   time now!

Welcome back Stella and RB  [clap]

ducpainter

#175889
October 19, 2015, 09:26:39 AM
Quote from: LMT on October 19, 2015, 09:24:19 AM
You will all leave again sometime soon  [evil] <snip>
Every day. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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