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DarkMonster620

#179580
February 06, 2016, 01:53:07 PM
Quote from: Mendo Dave on February 06, 2016, 01:51:54 PM
Bick won't believe the Nutin story.
I'll plead insanity
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#179581
February 06, 2016, 02:01:05 PM
Neither do I
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


MendoDave

#179582
February 06, 2016, 02:01:17 PM
If one of the usual wise guys call BS, that defense is going to fall apart. You might want to have a backup story.

DarkMonster620

#179583
February 06, 2016, 02:02:05 PM
Quote from: Mendo Dave on February 06, 2016, 02:01:17 PM
If one of the usual wise guys call BS, that defense is going to fall apart. You might want to have a backup story.
I was asleep
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

MendoDave

#179584
February 06, 2016, 02:06:40 PM
Quote from: DarkMonster620 on February 06, 2016, 02:02:05 PM
I was asleep

You're looking at 8-10 here, but if you come clean I can probably work a deal with these guys for Vodka and Sushi and you can walk away with a stern look. But I cant help you if you don't help me Carlos.

DarkMonster620

#179585
February 06, 2016, 02:14:56 PM
I had some drinks before I went to talk to my pillow and fart on the missus' fav throw pillow . . . from there I don't remember much but darkness
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Bick

#179586
February 06, 2016, 02:24:07 PM
Quote from: DarkMonster620 on February 06, 2016, 01:41:43 PM
nutin

Did you read the article?  Most sleep-eaters don't realize they ate anything.

Or were you telling us what you ate?

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

DarkMonster620

#179587
February 06, 2016, 02:36:24 PM
Quote from: Rotor Head on February 06, 2016, 02:24:07 PM
Did you read the article?  Most sleep-eaters don't realize they ate anything.

Or were you telling us what you ate?


yes I did . .  my kitchen is swueeky clean every morning . . .amd all food is the same in the morning  as I stored at night
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

MendoDave

#179588
February 06, 2016, 02:41:40 PM
Your neighbor says that someone has been filling his garbage bin with Pizza Boxes, during the night.

DarkMonster620

#179589
February 06, 2016, 02:43:31 PM
Quote from: Mendo Dave on February 06, 2016, 02:41:40 PM
Your neighbor says that someone has been filling his garbage bin with Pizza Boxes, during the night.
weird . . . Still have all my cash and no charges to CC for pizza
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Bick

#179590
February 06, 2016, 02:54:36 PM
I just got a call from the bank.  They are verifying numerous charges for pizza and Chinese food deliveries in Panama.  ???

Seems this certain Central-American country has been a hotbed of credit card fraud related to late night delivered foods recently.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducpainter

#179591
February 06, 2016, 02:55:06 PM
I've had some odd charges on my card lately...

always late at night and not close by.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


MendoDave

#179592
February 06, 2016, 02:57:10 PM
Same story here. I traced some charges back to a mexican food place on multiple occasions and a hamburger joint in Panama.

DarkMonster620

#179593
February 06, 2016, 03:14:51 PM
evening . . .

See, none from Cuban food joints in Miami . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Bick

#179594
February 06, 2016, 03:19:21 PM
Quote from: DarkMonster620 on February 06, 2016, 03:14:51 PM
evening . . .

See, none from Cuban food joints in Miami . . .

Everyone knows those are all "Cash Only"
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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