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#179610
February 06, 2016, 04:53:46 PM
My days of plagiarism were all left behind with that other job.  Not ever a thought of looking back.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

LMT

#179611
February 06, 2016, 04:55:41 PM
Why is there a whole hog charged to my credit card?

ducpainter

#179612
February 06, 2016, 04:55:55 PM
So you're the other guy...

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Randimus Maximus

#179613
February 06, 2016, 04:56:58 PM
Hey peeps!

I see that IZ posted on here today (in GMF on the signature/Randal/Capirex thread).

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#179614
February 06, 2016, 04:57:30 PM
Quote from: LMT on February 06, 2016, 04:55:41 PM
Why is there a whole hog charged to my credit card?

Is it from a Central American country?
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Randimus Maximus

#179615
February 06, 2016, 05:00:05 PM
It's weird.  I just got a call from a local bacon company (Tender Belly  [drool] [drool] [drool] ) asking me if I authorized an order on my card to be shipped to Panama.

DarkMonster620

#179616
February 06, 2016, 05:04:50 PM
So . . . will you please authorize the charges so that I can keep my diet on track . . . Thank you
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

MendoDave

#179617
February 06, 2016, 05:05:10 PM
Quote from: Rotor Head on February 06, 2016, 04:53:46 PM
My days of plagiarism were all left behind with that other job.  Not ever a thought of looking back.

My hopes of completing that project are dashed.  :'(

Speeddog

#179618
February 06, 2016, 05:32:15 PM
Quote from: LMT on February 06, 2016, 04:55:41 PM
Why is there a whole hog charged to my credit card?

I thought that was just a saying.

Did you not buy a whole hog?
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Popeye the Sailor

#179619
February 06, 2016, 06:08:25 PM
Quote from: Stella on February 06, 2016, 03:57:10 PM
i do!    [popcorn]

They're picky about what plants come into the state. They can confiscate at will and that's just it-you don't get them back. Can't change your mind and leave with them-nothing.

Bunch of bastards.

When I was taking my mom's car she wanted me to take the Amaryllis plants with me. The old man planted one of these when I was born-the rest are it's offspring. Needless to say, I wasn't going to chance some checkpoint flunky would think they'd ruin the wine crop out here. Poking around online the ferret smugglers had a list of routes to get into the state while avoiding a checkpoint. One by Joshua Tree National Park or some such-we took that.

I kept those plants in the barn in the back room under the stairs, as they need to hibernate somewhere cool and dry, and it's the coolest bit out here.

When Paula brought the Chrysler back, I decided to clean out that room to use it for storage. On opening the door, they had started to grow. Out of season, no light, nothing. They just woke up when she brought my dad's car home.

I'm not superstitious, but it seemed fitting to me.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

#179620
February 06, 2016, 06:20:17 PM
Works for me.

Some things just don't have scientific explanations...like pointy end up.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Stella

#179621
February 06, 2016, 06:54:59 PM
Seriously?  Ferret smugglers?  Inexplicable life?

I like it!


I opted to stay in tonight, tell us another story Uncle Smithy!

[popcorn] ;)
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Popeye the Sailor

#179622
February 06, 2016, 07:25:59 PM
Oh nothing comes to mind right now. I'm pretty worn out these days.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

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#179623
February 06, 2016, 08:30:16 PM
Quote from: Stella on February 06, 2016, 06:54:59 PM

I opted to stay in tonight, tell us another story Uncle Smithy!

[popcorn] ;)


How can there be a tale when there ain't no tail?!
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Howie

#179624
February 06, 2016, 10:21:45 PM
Good nite weird folk  [shot]
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