The Official "Say Anything" Thread

[the_Journeyman]

Dyslexic walks into a bra

JM

[TiNi]

Dyslexic walks into a bra

JM

i've head that one too...

[Oldfisti]

DYSLEXICS UNTIE!!

[ducpainter]

Punk rocker walks into a bar...

Hair all spiked and multi-colored.

Old salt sitting at the other end keeps staring.

Finally the punk walks up to him and asks 'Why do you keep staring at me 'old man'?

Old salt replies..."I make the beast with two backsed a parrot once...and I was wondering if you were my son'.

[TiNi]

 

omg hilarious!



more! more! more!

[ducpainter]

omg hilarious!



more! more! more!

One more and I have to hit the road...

Man walks into a supermarket and goes to the produce section.

Walks up to the clerk and asks for a half head of lettuce.

The clerk replies...I'm sorry we only sell full heads of lettuce.

The man says...why not...I can buy a half pound of bacon , a half dozen eggs, and a half gallon of milk.

The clerk says...you wait right here and I'll see what I can do.

So he walks to the back of the store , through the swinging doors and sees the store manager.

He says...There's this asshole out front that want's to buy a half head of lettuce...and just as he says it he notices the customer had followed him...and continues...and this gentleman wants to buy the other half.

So they cut a head of lettuce in half and send the guy on his way.

Store manager says...I'm impressed...you think really quickly on your feet. I have a store in Canada I'd like you to manage.

Clerk responds...Canada..all they have up there is whores and hockey players.

Manager says....You be careful...my wife is from Canada.

Clerk says...Really...what team does she play for?   

[Oldfisti]

      What team?   

[TiNi]

One more and I have to hit the road...

too funny!
save a few for around the fire at dimby this summer 

have a good day!

[red baron]

morning, think I'll sit around and do nothing all day.



with one exception, I gotta mail out something to dp.

[T]

Morning Trouble,

I am out going to a pumpkin catapult at the ball field.

[red baron]

Morning Trouble,

I am out going to a pumpkin catapult at the ball field.

Morning T, sounds like fun and trouble, take pics, this I gotta see.

[LMT]

Morning Trouble!  Coffee is fresh and cups are prewarmed. 

on the way!

[red baron]

Morning Trouble!  Coffee is fresh and cups are prewarmed. 

on the way!

You're too far away.

Wtacha got planned today?

[LMT]

You're too far away.

Wtacha got planned today?

I am trying to shake a cold.  I plan on a little house work and then off to a movie by myself.  I have not been to a show since Iron Man.

I am planning my Thanksgiving dinner.  I'm bummed out about it.  Turkey day is my FAVORITE day and I have no one to invite.  L's parents are coming, but they are stressed about driving into the "city" and having to talk to strangers.  They are worried that I will invite some drug bums off the street. 

[red baron]

I am trying to shake a cold.  I plan on a little house work and then off to a movie by myself.  I have not been to a show since Iron Man.

I am planning my Thanksgiving dinner.  I'm bummed out about it.  Turkey day is my FAVORITE day and I have no one to invite.  L's parents are coming, but they are stressed about driving into the "city" and having to talk to strangers.  They are worried that I will invite some drug bums off the street. 

Go and pick them up and drive them in.




L's parents that is not the drug bums.