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Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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Fresh Pants

#24360
December 15, 2008, 12:56:35 PM
Digestive.
Bwooooooahhh
Braaaaaaaappp

Buckethead

#24361
December 15, 2008, 12:57:33 PM
ITS TEQUILA MONDAY AND I DON'T HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW!

<happy dance>
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

ducpainter

#24362
December 15, 2008, 01:10:13 PM
Danger Will Robinson.....
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


jdubbs32584

#24363
December 15, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
I got to drive the jeep last night. Got into 3rd gear! Woo!  [laugh]

Statler

#24364
December 15, 2008, 01:15:01 PM
My name isn't William.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

Buckethead

#24365
December 15, 2008, 01:15:11 PM
Make an involuntary snow angel yet?
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Statler

#24366
December 15, 2008, 01:18:34 PM
Quote from: Obsessed? on December 15, 2008, 01:15:11 PM
Make an involuntary snow angel yet?

no snow here.  It would be a pavement smear.   Not as cute.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

jdubbs32584

#24367
December 15, 2008, 01:24:59 PM
Quote from: Obsessed? on December 15, 2008, 01:15:11 PM
Make an involuntary snow angel yet?

Not yet. I think making him dinner and pie last night gave me a stay of execution. I'm expecting it today when he wakes up.  ;D

ducpainter

#24368
December 15, 2008, 01:35:54 PM
Quote from: Statler on December 15, 2008, 01:15:01 PM
My name isn't William.
Allow me to edit....

danger * Robinson.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Buckethead

#24369
December 15, 2008, 01:38:16 PM
But Danger is his middle name. At least that's what he told me at DIMBY.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

ducpainter

#24370
December 15, 2008, 01:39:43 PM
Quote from: Obsessed? on December 15, 2008, 01:38:16 PM
But Danger is his middle name. At least that's what he told me at DIMBY.
He was drunk at DIMBY...

I wouldn't believe anything he said.   ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Popeye the Sailor

#24371
December 15, 2008, 01:44:25 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 15, 2008, 01:39:43 PM
He was drunk at DIMBY...

I wouldn't believe anything he said.   ;D

I'm not so sure.

I figure it's like this.


Drunk people lie.

Lawyers lie.

Do drunk lawyers tell the truth?

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

#24372
December 15, 2008, 01:56:21 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on December 15, 2008, 01:44:25 PM
I'm not so sure.

I figure it's like this.


Drunk people lie.

Lawyers lie.

Do drunk lawyers tell the truth?


You're one o them smaht engineer types...

didn't they teach you that two negatives don't make a positive?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


the_Journeyman

#24373
December 15, 2008, 01:59:49 PM
Quote from: Obsessed? on December 15, 2008, 01:15:11 PM
Make an involuntary snow angel yet?

It'll have devil horns when she does  [laugh]

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

jdubbs32584

#24374
December 15, 2008, 02:19:24 PM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on December 15, 2008, 01:59:49 PM
It'll have devil horns when she does  [laugh]

JM

Well....

Yeah.  [evil]
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