The Official "Say Anything" Thread

[Buckethead]

There was no recruiter involved.

My dad openly admits that the only lottery he ever won was held by the Selective Service.

He's still got his draft ticket. It's framed, and hangs beside his diplomas. He's just as proud of it.

Most of the young patients don't even notice it.

Patients over a certain age stop for a look.

[Buckethead]

Hi.

My name is James.

I killed TOSAT.

You're welcome.

[jdubbs32584]

Hi.

My name is James.

I killed TOSAT.

You're welcome.

I got distracted by all the old photos.


And I was yelling at Mother to eat dinner and go to work.

[Statler]

It takes someone with enough testosterone to rip off his own reflectors to kill TOSAT on the DMF.    



try harder.

[Buckethead]

It takes someone with enough testosterone to rip off his own reflectors to kill TOSAT on the DMF.    



try harder.

I haven't laughed that hard since I read the line that has become my sig line.

And thank you for removing one of them for me.

[River]

OMG I go out for dinner and drinks and look at all the fun I've missed!

JBub--nice pics, you spring chicken, you.
Nate--nice to see you again.
BP--LOVE the kiddie Duc!  Thanks for sharing.  If I get my nephew one of those my sister might ban me from her house, but I think it'd be worth it.
Mother--take care of that knee, please.  Replacements are painful and tend to break more quickly than the originals.
Trouble, Statler and Obsessed--Thanks for the laughs!

So, any plans for New Year's?

[red baron]

I got a plan, not sure if the wife will like it, but she'll know about it when it's tooooooooo late.

[jdubbs32584]

I got a plan, not sure if the wife will like it, but she'll know about it when it's tooooooooo late.

Anal?

[River]

             

[Statler]

I got a plan, not sure if the wife will like it, but she'll know about it when it's tooooooooo late.

oh do tell....

[Buckethead]

Holy shit!

[River]

Oh come ON, man, the suspense is too much!

YOU might kill TOSAT if you don't post soon...

 

[jdubbs32584]

Holy shit!

What?

[Buckethead]

What?

I said nothing to impugn your character or my own.

Why should my laughter mean anything other than that I am amused?

[jdubbs32584]

I said nothing to impugn your character or my own.

Why should my laughter mean anything other than that I am amused?