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TiAvenger

#36705
April 21, 2009, 08:30:06 AM
Quote from: DesmoDiva on April 21, 2009, 08:26:04 AM
I try to refer to that as "alternate" education.  It may not have been book learning, but I'm sure there are some things that you learned/won't repeat. 

You cant get far without a degree?  :-\

No matter how much better you are than someone else......  [laugh]

DesmoDiva

#36706
April 21, 2009, 08:36:12 AM
Quote from: The banished on April 21, 2009, 08:30:06 AM
You cant get far without a degree?  :-\

True.

But I'm a bit cynical, seeing as I have a Master's degree and can't find a job in my field.

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'02 ST4s Yellow

the_Journeyman

#36707
April 21, 2009, 08:39:36 AM
Quote from: DesmoDiva on April 21, 2009, 08:27:30 AM
Howdy JM.

How are the wedding plans coming?

Mornin' DD!  They're progressing nicely [thumbsup] We've got invitations to send out for the rehearsal dinner & ceremony, and to order the cake & flowers and nothing more.  Everything else is taken care of  :)

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

DesmoDiva

#36708
April 21, 2009, 08:41:55 AM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on April 21, 2009, 08:39:36 AM
Mornin' DD!  They're progressing nicely [thumbsup] We've got invitations to send out for the rehearsal dinner & ceremony, and to order the cake & flowers and nothing more.  Everything else is taken care of  :)

JM

Awesome!

Are you riding Molly or Syreena in the ceremony?
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the_Journeyman

#36709
April 21, 2009, 08:49:43 AM
Probably Molly, simple because it's the one most people have seen me on.  It's also the most distinctive it seems.  We've got a pretty good plan for how I'm arriving on it and how we're leaving on it  ;D

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

the_Journeyman

#36710
April 21, 2009, 10:52:39 AM
Damn...  I think I broke TOSAT...

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

River

#36711
April 21, 2009, 12:41:59 PM
 [laugh]

No you didn't...

Here's a funny joke someone sent me that I had to share with you all...

Women Are Evil By Nature...

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet
rural pub.
She gestured alluringly to the bartender
who approached her immediately.
She seductively signaled that he should
bring his face closer to hers.

As he did, she gently caressed his full
beard.   
"Are you the manager?" she asked,
softly stroking his face with both hands. 
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to
speak to him," she said, running  her
hands beyond his beard and into his hair. 
   
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender..
"Is there anything I can do?"   
"Yes. I need you to give him a message,"
she continued, running her forefinger across
the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple
of her fingers into his mouth and allowing
him to suck them gently.   
   
"What should I tell him?" the bartender
managed to say.   


   
"Tell him," she whispered,
"There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper
towels in the ladies room.   
Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"

Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"

Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."

ducpainter

#36712
April 21, 2009, 12:46:59 PM
Quote from: The banished on April 21, 2009, 08:30:06 AM
You cant get far without a degree?  :-\

No matter how much better you are than someone else......  [laugh]
Going somewhere? :P
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ducpainter

#36713
April 21, 2009, 12:50:27 PM
Yes...

women are evil creatures. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


TiAvenger

#36714
April 21, 2009, 01:04:37 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on April 21, 2009, 12:46:59 PM
Going somewhere? :P

just to the top  ;)


Once upon a time, a man could advance on merit alone. Now it requires you buying a piece of paper stating you have merit.

ducpainter

#36715
April 21, 2009, 01:10:34 PM
Quote from: The banished on April 21, 2009, 01:04:37 PM
just to the top  ;)


Once upon a time, a man could advance on merit alone. Now it requires you buying a piece of paper stating you have merit.
Top of?

Just kidding...

I remember that...

I guess I have no merit...

or desire to be on the top of a heap.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


TiAvenger

#36716
April 21, 2009, 01:11:57 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on April 21, 2009, 01:10:34 PM
Top of?

Just kidding...

I remember that...

I guess I have no merit...

or desire to be on the top of a heap.

the only desire I have is to support what I love.

That takes money.

ducpainter

#36717
April 21, 2009, 01:14:21 PM
Quote from: The banished on April 21, 2009, 01:11:57 PM
the only desire I have is to support what I love.

That takes money.
Everything takes money.

What ya gonna be when you finish paying for this document?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


TiAvenger

#36718
April 21, 2009, 01:18:33 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on April 21, 2009, 01:14:21 PM
Everything takes money.

What ya gonna be when you finish paying for this document?

Either a state biologist or a PCA

ducpainter

#36719
April 21, 2009, 01:29:37 PM
What's a PCA?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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