The Official "Say Anything" Thread

Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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Grampa

And I rant, I rant so far away.
I just ran,t I rant all night and day.
I couldnt get away.


Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Buckethead

Okay, I'll rant about humidity.

ITS F*ING RAINING CATS AND DOGS OUT THERE! Seriously, its like somebody turned Joel's house upside down and shook it!
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Grampa

Quote from: Obsessed? on June 12, 2009, 06:55:44 AM
Okay, I'll rant about humidity.

ITS F*ING RAINING CATS AND DOGS OUT THERE! Seriously, its like somebody turned Joel's house upside down and shook it!

[laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

KnightofNi

Quote from: Obsessed? on June 12, 2009, 06:55:44 AM
Okay, I'll rant about humidity.

ITS F*ING RAINING CATS AND DOGS OUT THERE! Seriously, its like somebody turned Joel's house upside down and shook it!

that's not humidity, that's a storm.

humidity would be when it's not raining and you walk outside and are inexplicably wet and can't stop sweating.



however, due to the hilarity of your statement i'll let it go.  [laugh]
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Porsche Monkey

Quote from: ducpainter on June 12, 2009, 06:41:31 AM
It also is far from a rant.

You seem disappointed.... ;D




Somepregnant dog its gonna be a hot one today.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


ducpainter

Quote from: Ducaholic on June 12, 2009, 07:20:50 AM



Somepregnant dog its gonna be a hot one today.
Still not even close to a rant....

you have to jump up and down on the shrinks desk...

like Arlo.

Now he could rant. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Bick

Given my geographic location, commonly referred to as heaven on earth, I am unfamiliar with this atmospheric condition of which you speak, therefore I have nothing to add to this thread.

Perhaps we need the opinion of someone who has first hand experience of this topic.

Paging Dr. Swampduc...

Dr. Swampduc, please report to this thread.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducpainter

morning to all the late sleepers... ;D

time to go make some dust.

later.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



the_Journeyman

Mornin' dp!  Not a late sleeper, been running over at the nearby lake.  Figured that was a good way to clear the who knows how many beers out of my system.  Some coworkers threw an end of school party.  It was a good time

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Porsche Monkey

Quote from: ducpainter on June 12, 2009, 07:22:55 AM
Still not even close to a rant....

you have to jump up and down on the shrinks desk...

like Arlo.

Now he could rant. ;)



                       
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


KnightofNi

Quote from: Ducaholic on June 12, 2009, 07:20:50 AM



Somepregnant dog its gonna be a hot one today.

i wouldn't refer to paula like that, i hear she is quite capable of kicking some major ass.  [cheeky]
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

ducpainter

Quote from: Statler on June 12, 2009, 07:38:03 AM
seriously, how hard is it for you make the beast with two backsing people to use the TOSAT thread?  really.    

I spend so many make the beast with two backsing hours trying to neaten this place up and make sure the other admins aren't snipping at each other and billing the sponsors and banning asshats, and you folks, who should clearly know better, get all liquored up and just post whatever the hell you want wherever you want to post it and somehow think that because you've been around for a while (or own the domain) you can just get away with it!

It's people like you who bring this place down.  unmake the beast with two backsingbelievable!

And the weather isn't helping!   it's so wet in here the walls are sweating!  years of nicotine that leached into the paint just comes dripping down in brown streaks the likes of which are usually only found on the pavement behind Rossi's tire or in white trash trailer park underwear.

It makes the back of my forehead sweat, and nothing says sexy like a bald grumpy attorney with a wet head staining the backs of his collars with head sweat.  Pisses me off!  ANd how the make the beast with two backs am I supposed to drink my tequila when there's so much condensation that there's a stream running off the glass and down my desk.  Legal pleadings don't unstain and dry themselves gad damnit!

It's like walking through a hot fettid cloud.  LIke my St Bernard is panting in my face after running to fetch the mail, which is all wet and nasty because of the make the beast with two backsing humidity anyway so it just fell apart so what's the use.

And you can't ride in this shit!  might as well just wear my leathers to the gym and hang out in the small sauna where the guys still don't understand what towels are for..NO TWIG AND BERRIES ON THE BENCH YOU make the beast with two backsING NITWITS!




































someone requested a rant?


;D



Thank you.

Now that is a rant kids....
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Porsche Monkey

Quote from: KnightofNi on June 12, 2009, 07:34:49 AM
i wouldn't refer to paula like that, i hear she is quite capable of kicking some major ass.  [cheeky]


You know that's not what I meant. No disrespect to Paula or Dave meant.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


Buckethead

Quote from: Statler on June 12, 2009, 07:38:03 AM
seriously, how hard is it for you make the beast with two backsing people to use the TOSAT thread?  really.    

I spend so many make the beast with two backsing hours trying to neaten this place up and make sure the other admins aren't snipping at each other and billing the sponsors and banning asshats, and you folks, who should clearly know better, get all liquored up and just post whatever the hell you want wherever you want to post it and somehow think that because you've been around for a while (or own the domain) you can just get away with it!

It's people like you who bring this place down.  unmake the beast with two backsingbelievable!

And the weather isn't helping!   it's so wet in here the walls are sweating!  years of nicotine that leached into the paint just comes dripping down in brown streaks the likes of which are usually only found on the pavement behind Rossi's tire or in white trash trailer park underwear.

It makes the back of my forehead sweat, and nothing says sexy like a bald grumpy attorney with a wet head staining the backs of his collars with head sweat.  Pisses me off!  ANd how the make the beast with two backs am I supposed to drink my tequila when there's so much condensation that there's a stream running off the glass and down my desk.  Legal pleadings don't unstain and dry themselves gad damnit!

It's like walking through a hot fettid cloud.  LIke my St Bernard is panting in my face after running to fetch the mail, which is all wet and nasty because of the make the beast with two backsing humidity anyway so it just fell apart so what's the use.

And you can't ride in this shit!  might as well just wear my leathers to the gym and hang out in the small sauna where the guys still don't understand what towels are for..NO TWIG AND BERRIES ON THE BENCH YOU make the beast with two backsING NITWITS!


[clap]

That, sir, is one of the reasons I've been thinking of going to law school.

Well said!
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

tlloyd66

Quote from: Statler on June 12, 2009, 07:38:03 AM
seriously, how hard is it for you make the beast with two backsing people to use the TOSAT thread?  really.    

I spend so many make the beast with two backsing hours trying to neaten this place up and make sure the other admins aren't snipping at each other and billing the sponsors and banning asshats, and you folks, who should clearly know better, get all liquored up and just post whatever the hell you want wherever you want to post it and somehow think that because you've been around for a while (or own the domain) you can just get away with it!

It's people like you who bring this place down.  unmake the beast with two backsingbelievable!

And the weather isn't helping!   it's so wet in here the walls are sweating!  years of nicotine that leached into the paint just comes dripping down in brown streaks the likes of which are usually only found on the pavement behind Rossi's tire or in white trash trailer park underwear.

It makes the back of my forehead sweat, and nothing says sexy like a bald grumpy attorney with a wet head staining the backs of his collars with head sweat.  Pisses me off!  ANd how the make the beast with two backs am I supposed to drink my tequila when there's so much condensation that there's a stream running off the glass and down my desk.  Legal pleadings don't unstain and dry themselves gad damnit!

It's like walking through a hot fettid cloud.  LIke my St Bernard is panting in my face after running to fetch the mail, which is all wet and nasty because of the make the beast with two backsing humidity anyway so it just fell apart so what's the use.

And you can't ride in this shit!  might as well just wear my leathers to the gym and hang out in the small sauna where the guys still don't understand what towels are for..NO TWIG AND BERRIES ON THE BENCH YOU make the beast with two backsING NITWITS!




































someone requested a rant?


;D




Oh, so it's still cool to post wherever we want, right?    ;D
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel
- Samuel Johnson, April 7, 1775