The Official "Say Anything" Thread

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Got Duc

Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

Got Duc

Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



CMDRDAVE

Quote from: KnightofNi on December 21, 2009, 09:28:18 AM
that's why insist on not imposing...stay at a hotel.

That doesn't make them go away.  My parents live 3 miles away too.  Hotel doesn't make a lot of sense.

Quote from: ducpainter on December 21, 2009, 12:43:44 PM
I only hurt from my hips to my chin. ;D

Cause everything else is frozen?
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ducpainter

Quote from: XJDAVE on December 21, 2009, 01:12:02 PM


Cause everything else is frozen?
Nah...I wear lots of clothes. ;)

My back has been bothering lately...

it makes me hurt everywhere pretty much.

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



somegirl

Quote from: the_Journeyman on December 21, 2009, 10:39:26 AM
1. Some people really think that a powerful, rear-wheel drive sports car, say like a Mustang is perfect to bring out when there's a few inches of snow on the ground.

Last year Avis thought a Mustang would be a perfect choice for a rental car when there were a few inches of snow on the ground.

So perfect, in fact, that they also didn't think I'd need an ice scraper. :P
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ducpainter

Quote from: somegirl on December 21, 2009, 01:16:26 PM
Last year Avis thought a Mustang would be a perfect choice for a rental car when there were a few inches of snow on the ground.

So perfect, in fact, that they also didn't think I'd need an ice scraper. :P
;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



CMDRDAVE

Quote from: ducpainter on December 21, 2009, 01:15:00 PM
Nah...I wear lots of clothes. ;)
My back has been bothering lately...
it makes me hurt everywhere pretty much.

I bet I know something that will make your back feel better. . . . starts with "A" . . . ends in "100".   ;D  I may need to find some for myself tonight.  Probably can't even buy it here in the People's Republic.
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ducpainter

Quote from: XJDAVE on December 21, 2009, 01:21:16 PM
I bet I know something that will make your back feel better. . . . starts with "A" . . . ends in "100".   ;D  I may need to find some for myself tonight.  Probably can't even buy it here in the People's Republic.
It never hurts... ;)

I need to get to the bone cruncher.

It will probably have to wait till after the 1st.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



somegirl

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KnightofNi

Quote from: XJDAVE on December 21, 2009, 01:12:02 PM
That doesn't make them go away.  My parents live 3 miles away too.  Hotel doesn't make a lot of sense.

Cause everything else is frozen?

ohh, i thought you had traveled to visit.

in that case it's your own fault for not living further away, lol.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

The Architect

Quote from: XJDAVE on December 21, 2009, 01:21:16 PM
. . . . starts with "A" . . . ends in "100".   ;D 

You just made me smile inside............... what a wonderful product.   ;)  Now I know what I want for Christmas. 

ducpainter

Quote from: The Architect on December 21, 2009, 03:06:15 PM
You just made me smile inside............... what a wonderful product.   ;)  Now I know what I want for Christmas. 
you were both smiling...

outside. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Duck-Stew

1,822 miles in a Mazda 5 in 4 days was not fun.

Later tonight, I'll be in the drunk-thread.   [thumbsup]

Glad I'm back!
Glad I went!
Glad I visited my Uncle in Phoenix!
Glad I was able to come through on my promise to hand-deliver gifts to my Daughter in Albuquerque!


---but ---

Damn am I tired....
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

ducpainter

Quote from: Duck-Stew on December 21, 2009, 03:10:52 PM
1,822 miles in a Mazda 5 in 4 days was not fun.

Later tonight, I'll be in the drunk-thread.   [thumbsup]

Glad I'm back!
Glad I went!
Glad I visited my Uncle in Phoenix!
Glad I was able to come through on my promise to hand-deliver gifts to my Daughter in Albuquerque!


---but ---

Damn am I tired....
Sounds like a worthwhile tired.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."