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Got Duc

#72510
September 22, 2010, 03:11:57 PM
's - funny

Thanks
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

Monsterlover

#72511
September 22, 2010, 03:18:30 PM
How's the world look from where you are?
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#72512
September 22, 2010, 03:18:59 PM
flat
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Monsterlover

#72513
September 22, 2010, 03:20:44 PM
I think it's flatter here than where your at

I'm jeleous
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#72514
September 22, 2010, 03:22:44 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on September 22, 2010, 03:20:44 PM
I think it's flatter here than where your at

I'm jeleous
If I go...

to the top of the barn...

I still see trees.

it's flat. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Monsterlover

#72515
September 22, 2010, 03:25:29 PM
I like your barn

though it seems exceptionally tall

why so big?
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Ddan

#72516
September 22, 2010, 03:27:20 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on September 22, 2010, 03:25:29 PM
I like your barn

though it seems exceptionally tall

why so big?
To see the trees with.
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Monsterlover

#72517
September 22, 2010, 03:29:39 PM
You are wise beyond your years
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Popeye the Sailor

#72518
September 22, 2010, 03:32:51 PM
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

#72519
September 22, 2010, 03:33:30 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on September 22, 2010, 03:25:29 PM
I like your barn

though it seems exceptionally tall

why so big?

You can put more loose hay in a tall barn. ;)

Quote from: Dan on September 22, 2010, 03:27:20 PM
To see the trees with.
That too.

Quote from: MrIncredible on September 22, 2010, 03:32:51 PM
Very.

I suspected that.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Pip

#72520
September 22, 2010, 03:36:54 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on September 22, 2010, 03:33:30 PM
You can put more loose hay in a tall barn. ;)

Does the lesser moral quality of the hay mean more of it goes in a smaller area?  ;D  ;)
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

ducpainter

#72521
September 22, 2010, 03:40:23 PM
Quote from: The ____ Pip on September 22, 2010, 03:36:54 PM
Does the lesser moral quality of the hay mean more of it goes in a smaller area?  ;D  ;)
No...

it's more like an inflated ego.

Takes waaaaaay more room.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Monsterlover

#72522
September 22, 2010, 03:45:50 PM
I wonder what I'd do if I quit my job and found some other way to make a living

Any suggestions?
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#72523
September 22, 2010, 03:47:47 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on September 22, 2010, 03:45:50 PM
I wonder what I'd do if I quit my job and found some other way to make a living

Any suggestions?
If you need to make a 'living'...

don't be a painter. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Monsterlover

#72524
September 22, 2010, 03:51:43 PM
Already crossed that off the list.

I can burn stuff real good though :D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
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