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« Reply #72510 on: September 22, 2010, 02:11:57 PM »

's - funny

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« Reply #72511 on: September 22, 2010, 02:18:30 PM »

How's the world look from where you are?
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« Reply #72512 on: September 22, 2010, 02:18:59 PM »

flat
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« Reply #72513 on: September 22, 2010, 02:20:44 PM »

I think it's flatter here than where your at

I'm jeleous
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« Reply #72514 on: September 22, 2010, 02:22:44 PM »

I think it's flatter here than where your at

I'm jeleous
If I go...

to the top of the barn...

I still see trees.

it's flat. Grin
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« Reply #72515 on: September 22, 2010, 02:25:29 PM »

I like your barn

though it seems exceptionally tall

why so big?
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« Reply #72516 on: September 22, 2010, 02:27:20 PM »

I like your barn

though it seems exceptionally tall

why so big?
To see the trees with.
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« Reply #72517 on: September 22, 2010, 02:29:39 PM »

You are wise beyond your years
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« Reply #72518 on: September 22, 2010, 02:32:51 PM »

are they humorless?

Very.
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« Reply #72519 on: September 22, 2010, 02:33:30 PM »

I like your barn

though it seems exceptionally tall

why so big?

You can put more loose hay in a tall barn. Wink

To see the trees with.
That too.

Very.

I suspected that.
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« Reply #72520 on: September 22, 2010, 02:36:54 PM »

You can put more loose hay in a tall barn. Wink

Does the lesser moral quality of the hay mean more of it goes in a smaller area?  Grin  Wink
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« Reply #72521 on: September 22, 2010, 02:40:23 PM »

Does the lesser moral quality of the hay mean more of it goes in a smaller area?  Grin  Wink
No...

it's more like an inflated ego.

Takes waaaaaay more room.
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« Reply #72522 on: September 22, 2010, 02:45:50 PM »

I wonder what I'd do if I quit my job and found some other way to make a living

Any suggestions?
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« Reply #72523 on: September 22, 2010, 02:47:47 PM »

I wonder what I'd do if I quit my job and found some other way to make a living

Any suggestions?
If you need to make a 'living'...

don't be a painter. Wink
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« Reply #72524 on: September 22, 2010, 02:51:43 PM »

Already crossed that off the list.

I can burn stuff real good though Cheesy
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