The Official "Say Anything" Thread

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The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: DuCaTiNi on November 06, 2010, 07:36:45 AM
two men just knocked on our front door... scared the crap outta me
we don't get many strangers knocking on our door

they were handing out bible booklets

then they started asking questions about the house and our property
am i paranoid to think they looked like they were casing out the place?

we've been robbed before...

oh.. hi mary and mike :)

Tell them about your large gun collection that is always kept on standby in case of a zombie invasion.  Then ask if they are zombies.  Then tell them about your automatic defenses that are tripped whenever someone approaches the property when you're out... punji sticks, electrified doorknobs and windows, claymores buried in the yard...  

They might leave you alone...

Oh, and 'ning!  I'm off to the gym. I've got 6 hours of classes to teach.


[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

TiNi

Quote from: humorless dp on November 06, 2010, 07:41:15 AM
Were they young men...early-mid 20s?

one was late 20s the other was 50+

i think i'm just upset that they saw my hot pink pajama pants  [laugh]

lethe

the best defense is an offensive household

between the dogs, cameras and generally unsafe conditions here, a burglar would be a fool to rob me
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'05 KTM SMC 625

ducpainter

Quote from: DuCaTiNi on November 06, 2010, 07:45:40 AM
one was late 20s the other was 50+

i think i'm just upset that they saw my hot pink pajama pants  [laugh]
around here it's rare to see anything but pretty young bible thumpers.

They probably can't get the old ones to come to the great white north. ;D

hot pink eh?  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



TiNi

Quote from: humorless dp on November 06, 2010, 07:48:44 AM
around here it's rare to see anything but pretty young bible thumpers.

They probably can't get the old ones to come to the great white north. ;D


the hike up the driveway deters most of them...
i'm pretty surprised the old guy made it  [laugh]

Quote from: humorless dp on November 06, 2010, 07:48:44 AM
hot pink eh?  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

i know... i know... but they are really warm and cozy  :-\

LMT

does no one look at the PIF thread anymore?  I want to send a gift.

Hey Mel! Whatever happened with the oil overflow?

ducpainter

I need to get something done today.

Have one all.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Stella

G'morning 2.0

Counted a few more sheep from the basement sofa.  Still some interruptions but the extra winks were worth it.

Mel, that would make me paranoid too!  If it doesn't seem quite right, it's not.  I always tell my nieces and nephew's "trust your gut."   

Yeah, what was the final outcome with the great oil spill of 2010?

Leftover pizza for breakfast warming in the oven.  Then a few chores, then off to pedal.

Stay dry Mary and Rocky!   "See" you all later!

:D
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

the_Journeyman

This morning:



Cicad:


Century Agave:


JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Fresh Pants

Bwooooooahhh
Braaaaaaaappp

the_Journeyman

Quote from: Fwesh Pants on November 06, 2010, 11:36:40 AM
What's all that white stuff?

:P


It seems to be a temperature modified variant of the combination of two Hydrogen atoms and a single Oxygen atom.

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Fresh Pants

Quote from: the_Journeyman on November 06, 2010, 11:39:00 AM
It seems to be a temperature modified variant of the combination of two Hydrogen atoms and a single Oxygen atom.

JM

Doesn't that make bacon?

Oh wait, I'm getting science and pork mixed up again.  :D
Bwooooooahhh
Braaaaaaaappp

DarkMonster620

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



DarkMonster620

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."