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Ddan

#86595
May 30, 2011, 11:06:46 AM
Quote from: Stella on May 30, 2011, 07:36:19 AM
Sorry Mary but this looks like you're putting balm on his balls.     [laugh]

(Rather where those pieces would be if he had them.)

However I *AM* sorry he and Laura are suffering.   :P




Paging Ducatiz photoshop studio

And he doesn't seem to mind at all...     ;D
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
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ducpainter

#86596
May 30, 2011, 02:19:08 PM
I never cease to amaze myself with my stupidity.  [thumbsup]

I measured the tiller...

added 6 inches and planted 32 tomato plants.

Put up the cages and guess what.   [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang]

Looks like hand cultivating this year. [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Monsterlover

#86597
May 30, 2011, 02:34:29 PM
So I understand, you thought the tiller was wider than it was and when you went to put in the last few cages you noticed that you were out of garden?
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Ddan

#86598
May 30, 2011, 03:33:58 PM
The rows are too close together to fit the tiller through
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

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the_Journeyman

#86599
May 30, 2011, 03:40:00 PM
Evening.

I've got to put together a "what I learned" list after this weekend-long group ride.  It's always interesting when all the rest of the bikes have at least twice the power of what you're riding, AND they're all good riders.

dp - Gonna add 8 inches next year?

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

TiNi

#86600
May 30, 2011, 03:42:19 PM
hello :)

back from the beach  8)
had a great time!

stopped at the apple store on the way home and got myself a new laptop  [thumbsup]
do i look faster? cuz this thing is like lightning!

how was everyone's weekend?

ducpainter

#86601
May 30, 2011, 04:00:15 PM
Quote from: Dan on May 30, 2011, 03:33:58 PM
The rows are too close together to fit the tiller through
So...

I'm not moving all those plants.

You have a tiller shrinker? ;D
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on May 30, 2011, 03:42:19 PM
hello :)

back from the beach  8)
had a great time!

stopped at the apple store on the way home and got myself a new laptop  [thumbsup]
do i look faster? cuz this thing is like lightning!

how was everyone's weekend?


...and I think you do look faster.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Monsterlover

#86602
May 30, 2011, 04:04:49 PM
Know what else would make her look faster?


Track day.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

TiNi

#86603
May 30, 2011, 05:14:10 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on May 30, 2011, 04:04:49 PM
Know what else would make her look faster?


Track day.

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] very funny... pony butterer  :P

Monsterlover

#86604
May 30, 2011, 05:23:07 PM
You're slander really isn't. . .

It's an honor to be the pony butterer  :D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

lethe

#86605
May 30, 2011, 05:29:54 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 30, 2011, 04:00:15 PM
So...

I'm not moving all those plants.

You have a tiller shrinker? ;D

get a littler tiller

I have a little 2 stroke one that is about a foot wide at most
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

Monsterlover

#86606
May 30, 2011, 05:56:03 PM
I just borrowed a little 2 smoker from my father in law to chew up our back yard so I could reseed it (we have a little back yard)  I wasn't sure how well it would work.

Let's just call it the Jack Russel of tillers.  Plenty of motivation to tear shit up

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

the_Journeyman

#86607
May 30, 2011, 05:59:19 PM
In college I worked for an elderly woman that had a "Mantis" tiller.  If you could point it in a straight line it did a good job.  It was kind of like trying to control a rabid badger on the end of a stick.

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Monsterlover

#86608
May 30, 2011, 06:02:30 PM
Awesome mental image :)
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

DarkMonster620

#86609
May 30, 2011, 06:06:09 PM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on May 30, 2011, 03:40:00 PM
Evening.

I've got to put together a "what I learned" list after this weekend-long group ride.  It's always interesting when all the rest of the bikes have at least twice the power of what you're riding, AND they're all good riders.

dp - Gonna add 8 inches next year?

JM

I usually ride at the end of the group; just don't like getting that fast from A-B ... I like to take the surroundings plus, I don't want points in my license ...

They're not bad riders, I'd say 'average' in the US/Europe ... me, maybe play it to safe !!!
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
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