The Official "Say Anything" Thread

[LMT]

Took the hard drive out of the old laptop today. Pulled the really old Dell laptop out and got its hd too.  Thinking about smashing them with a big sledgehammer.  Sounds like fun.  I got 2 copies of MS Office Pro 2010 from a friend that works there. 60 bucks each!
The dog and I walked for an hour today. The sun was out and I did not need a jacket because it was in the mid 50's 

Now I am having a beer and thinking about what to do for my bd.  L says no party 

I have an informational interview at Georgetown Brewery this week  I hope to get some consulting work.

For the record, I do no like pudding or cookies. 

[red baron]

how can you not like cookies?

[LMT]

how can you not like cookies?

Maybe if we rolled them in salt! I like nuts, chips and popcorn. I did not even like sweets when I was a kid.

[RAT900]

submit it here for review

would require signed non-disclosures by all potential viewers for proprietary information

and I am not about to redact it..... it was bad enough that I birthed it


and DP, it was drafted by a crabby unshaven home office shut-in

for a fancy pants Exec audience in High English business text....



Urban Dictionary definition:

High English   
A dialect of English utilizing esoteric and pedantic words to describe mundane and rudimentary occurrences. Typically, the use of High English is employed subconsciously as an attempt to conceal inadequacies and impress peoples that are sexually attractive.

[ungeheuer]

evening

[Ddan]

Morning   

[ducpainter]

uh huh

[ducpainter]

<snip>


and DP, it was drafted by a crabby unshaven home office shut-in

for a fancy pants Exec audience in High English business text....



Urban Dictionary definition:

High English   
A dialect of English utilizing esoteric and pedantic words to describe mundane and rudimentary occurrences. Typically, the use of High English is employed subconsciously as an attempt to conceal inadequacies and impress peoples that are sexually attractive.

as I suspected

[DarkMonster620]

Morning

feeling 

[Stella]

Watch the news or keep head in sand and live blisterfully unaware.

Stretching this morning w/the news on.  Mistake. 



Coffee and bacon will make it all better.   NING!!!!!!!!!   

[Popeye the Sailor]

how can you not like cookies?

Cookies cause premature grey hair.

[Popeye the Sailor]

would require signed non-disclosures by all potential viewers for proprietary information

and I am not about to redact it..... it was bad enough that I birthed it

I wanted to name the kid "Redacted" as it would forever make for good formal documents.

My latest suggestion for next one is "no first name" as his first name.

For some reason I've been shot down.

[RAT900]

 

[RAT900]

Watch the news or keep head in sand and live blisterfully unaware.

I get all the information I need from the DMF!....(unpaid endorsement)

my worldview is dark enough without the media clowns adding more lampblack to the mix

[LMT]

Ning. Slow in here this morning.