The Official "Say Anything" Thread

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Got Duc

Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

DarkMonster620

Morning, overcast, hope no rain . . . gotta go do a job and need to go riding . . . Gina don't like wet weather . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



RAT900

Quote from: ducpainter on March 14, 2012, 04:38:37 AM
nuther day in paradise

have you come up with a color scheme for the cast yet?
This is an insult to the Pez community

ducpainter

Quote from: RAT900 on March 14, 2012, 04:57:25 AM
have you come up with a color scheme for the cast yet?
If you saw this cast you'd understand it will take on a very special tone...

gotta run

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Got Duc

Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

duccarlos

Happy Steak and BJ Day! I was going to start a thread, but decided against it considering the possibility of it getting locked.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

LMT

I  had a post ready and hit the wrong key and lost it. Hate it when that happens.

Without getting all TMI, how does one potty in a cast like that?

ZLTFUL

#105728
*STOMP*

SO The cat that was in the bag is that I finally got the ball rolling on my 2012 Multistrada. The problem is, there is not a single red 2012 Multistrada 1200S Touring in the midwest. I am going to have to settle for a white one. But they are knocking $1k off and giving me a new helmet.
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2012 Panigale 1199
2003 KTM 640 Adventure

Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ZLTFUL

They are still searching. The majority of the Pikes Peak models and S Touring in Red have been spoken for.

I can be happy with white. I even have a few evil plans for it already...
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2012 Panigale 1199
2003 KTM 640 Adventure

teddy037.3


The Architect

Quote from: RAT900 on March 14, 2012, 04:57:25 AM
have you come up with a color scheme for the cast yet?

You should stain it gray..........






I couldn't resist.   

ducpainter

Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on March 14, 2012, 07:57:02 AM
I  had a post ready and hit the wrong key and lost it. Hate it when that happens.

Without getting all TMI, how does one potty in a cast like that?
I'll let you use your imagination on that M.

Keep in mind...

if it was easy everyone would do it. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



TiNi

hugs to Z  :) i would go crazy in that cast, and i'm not even a monkey goat  :(

so, mike changed his mind about tacos  [laugh]
now he wants quesadilla's on the grill

i'm gonna mix up a cocktail and head outside  [wine]
oh, and it's 66°