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Author Topic: The Official "Say Anything" Thread  (Read 7483244 times)
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« Reply #110310 on: June 14, 2012, 06:11:43 AM »

SPEAKING OF BACON....I posted about this on my Book of Face account the other night, but I felt it worthy of sharing at this juncture...

We went to the grocery store to do shopping, and saw there were no fresh brussel sprouts. So on a lark we picked up frozen to try them. We nromally cook the sprouts with bacon and it makes for a great dish. Well, the frozen didn't work so well. They were mushy and didn't pick up any of the bacony flavor that would normally impart iself. After dinner and so forth, there is still the floppy fatty bacon sitting in the warm pan with brussel sprout juices, and I decide to fire the pan and crisp up the bacon for eating. You can't let perfectly good bacon go to waste afterall. After crisping it up and letting it dry on a paper towel, it came time to eat. Wouldn't you know it, the bacon was brussel sprout flavored, and the imparting of flavor worked in reverse. I then had this grand idea for conquering the vegetarians of the world, by imparting vegetable flavors into bacon for the herbivore's to be lured in, and VOILA, they are eating meat!!!

did not see anything of this like in that book of face you talk about  .. .. ..wonder why Shocked
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« Reply #110311 on: June 14, 2012, 06:16:42 AM »

slight update RE: sausage.

a totally unsolicited message from a friend in the company that has to deal with her in a totally different way.
"sausage is a diva tyrant..." laughingdp
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« Reply #110312 on: June 14, 2012, 06:20:17 AM »

did not see anything of this like in that book of face you talk about  .. .. ..wonder why Shocked

perhaps because you are not in my friends list of the Book of Face?!?!?!...not sure...not too many DMF'rs have rung-a-dung me with requests on there....not like I am anti FB like Nate or something....though I am no where near as active as many due to FB being blocked out at work and me having a "dumb phone"...
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« Reply #110313 on: June 14, 2012, 06:21:57 AM »

perhaps because you are not in my friends list of the Book of Face?!?!?!...not sure...not too many DMF'rs have rung-a-dung me with requests on there....not like I am anti FB like Nate or something....though I am no where near as active as many due to FB being blocked out at work and me having a "dumb phone"...

if you wish you can send request . . . my link is available in signature . . .you might even enjoy my book of face page . . .
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« Reply #110314 on: June 14, 2012, 06:27:38 AM »

if you wish you can send request . . . my link is available in signature . . .you might even enjoy my book of face page . . .

it'll have to wait till I get home this evening after running group and whatnot...I have a hard 5 miler tonight....but will do!
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« Reply #110315 on: June 14, 2012, 06:31:12 AM »

it'll have to wait till I get home this evening after running group and whatnot...I have a hard 5 miler tonight....but will do!

null problemo . . . so said Alf in German . . .
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« Reply #110316 on: June 14, 2012, 07:02:11 AM »

slight update RE: sausage.

a totally unsolicited message from a friend in the company that has to deal with her in a totally different way.
"sausage is a diva tyrant..." laughingdp

is that a polite way of saying he has to service her vile needs?

do you often find yourself in roles that subordinate you to rubenesque matronly women in tight garb?

Knight there may be a lot of moving parts under the surface here (psychologically speaking)
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« Reply #110317 on: June 14, 2012, 07:09:00 AM »

Knight there may be a lot of moving parts under the surface here (psychologically speaking)

probably literally too....who knows what may be trapped between the rolls within the sausage casing...
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« Reply #110318 on: June 14, 2012, 07:15:55 AM »

fungus in the folds, barnacles and skin tags
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« Reply #110319 on: June 14, 2012, 08:33:18 AM »

probably literally too....who knows what may be trapped between the rolls within the sausage casing...
fungus in the folds, barnacles and skin tags

i didn't need that before lunch . .. now I wont have my chorizo sammich
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« Reply #110320 on: June 14, 2012, 08:52:04 AM »

i didn't need that before lunch . .. now I wont have my chorizo sammich

I'll take it...what else is on it?
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« Reply #110321 on: June 14, 2012, 09:03:17 AM »

I'll take it...what else is on it?

onions, mustard, hot sauce and chimichurri[finely chopped culantro, olive oil and garlic] . . .
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« Reply #110322 on: June 14, 2012, 09:17:34 AM »

onions, mustard, hot sauce and chimichurri[finely chopped culantro, olive oil and garlic] . . .

yellow or brown/golden mustard?

BTW...you silly goose..it is spelled Cilantro...but I guess you fat fingered the U/I area of the keyboard...LOL
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« Reply #110323 on: June 14, 2012, 09:21:53 AM »

yellow or brown/golden mustard?

the one with seeds in it . .
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BTW...you silly goose..it is spelled Cilantro...but I guess you fat fingered the U/I area of the keyboard...LOL

no mistake, http://www.hort.purdue.edu/newcrop/proceedings1999/v4-506.html
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« Reply #110324 on: June 14, 2012, 09:25:56 AM »

I stand corrected...
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