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Author Topic: The Official "Say Anything" Thread  (Read 7476883 times)
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« Reply #111000 on: June 28, 2012, 12:28:20 PM »

is it still better than doing taxes?


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« Reply #111001 on: June 28, 2012, 12:32:20 PM »

is it better than frying bacon naked and getting grease burns all over your junk?
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« Reply #111002 on: June 28, 2012, 01:00:49 PM »

is it better than frying bacon naked and getting grease burns all over your junk?


hmmm...   never got bacon grease burns on my junk, but at DIMBY West last year, IZ put turkey bacon in the real bacon grease, which revolted at having something so vile in it, spit grease into my eyeball... bang head

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« Reply #111003 on: June 28, 2012, 04:07:27 PM »

so...why the hell did the 2 word thread get locked?

The bigger question is why didn't it stay locked?
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« Reply #111004 on: June 28, 2012, 04:12:18 PM »

and where has Pip been lately?
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« Reply #111005 on: June 28, 2012, 04:19:44 PM »

evening . . .

morning . . .

feeling better . . . not much but better . . .
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« Reply #111006 on: June 28, 2012, 04:32:26 PM »

The bigger question is why didn't it stay locked?

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« Reply #111007 on: June 28, 2012, 04:32:55 PM »

and where has Pip been lately?

Another great question!

evening . . .

morning . . .

feeling better . . . not much but better . . .


A step in the right direction ...
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« Reply #111008 on: June 28, 2012, 04:36:45 PM »

have I salutated?

evening... Grin
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« Reply #111009 on: June 28, 2012, 04:39:48 PM »

Another great question!
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A step in the right direction ...

yup . . .went to doc, she gave a Rx for a sleep aid Huh? says, 'You are too tired, you need to rest; stop waking up 30 days a month at 0445h!!!' so I don't know how much longer I will stay here . . .

BTW, is raining and it also hailed today !!! Yup it hailed!!
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« Reply #111010 on: June 28, 2012, 05:01:54 PM »

evening
need to head to bed soon as I'm getting up bright and early for my journey
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« Reply #111011 on: June 28, 2012, 05:03:12 PM »

go rest my friend and Godspeed on your journey . . .
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« Reply #111012 on: June 28, 2012, 05:16:50 PM »

have I salutated?

evening... Grin

Same to you.

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« Reply #111013 on: June 28, 2012, 05:45:53 PM »

Howdy Bick!   chug




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« Reply #111014 on: June 28, 2012, 05:46:33 PM »

evening and goodbye...headed to bed after free food and free beer after running tonight...cya in the AM for me...
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