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DarkMonster620

#118290
November 27, 2012, 02:10:35 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on November 27, 2012, 02:03:16 PM
Fun day with the doctor

affected area is straddling right where my throat and stomach meet

The procedure is a fairly commonplace one,,,, might even be a laparoscopic one

employed on people who drank far too hard and smoked far too much in life and ate too much spicy salty foods

looks like a possible dab of chemo and some radiation to beat and shrink the thing down

then a resection of my gizzard to the top of my stomach, take out the bad spot

considering the multitude and magnitude of truly horrific things they could have (and ought to have) found wrong with me

this one is an annoying cake walk....

my good attitude puzzles my wife

my brother understands it completely

my wife didn't know us during the dark days...she lacks "perspective"  ;)



great to know that YOU  are OK . . .somehow my missus also lacks perspective . .uhm . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#118291
November 27, 2012, 02:16:59 PM
It's all about perspective.

I wish I didn't mistrust doctors so much. :-\

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DarkMonster620

#118292
November 27, 2012, 02:18:33 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on November 27, 2012, 02:16:59 PM
It's all about perspective.

I wish I didn't mistrust doctors so much. :-\


you too, uh?
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#118293
November 27, 2012, 02:22:39 PM
yup...

I know a couple of good ones.

One is an eye guy. ;)

The rest I think should have been used car salesmen.

You understand they're only in it for themselves.

I caught the end of a piece on NPR today about urologists and prostate cancer, the treatments they recommend, and why.

Makes me want to murder someone.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DarkMonster620

#118294
November 27, 2012, 02:25:07 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on November 27, 2012, 02:22:39 PM
yup...

I know a couple of good ones.

One is an eye guy. ;)

The rest I think should have been used car salesmen.

You understand they're only in it for themselves.

I caught the end of a piece on NPR today about urologists and prostate cancer, the treatments they recommend, and why.

Makes me want to murder someone.

the 2 I trust, eye doctor and dentist . . . and his assistant . . . ;D
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#118295
November 27, 2012, 02:26:37 PM
Is she hot?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DarkMonster620

#118296
November 27, 2012, 02:34:07 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on November 27, 2012, 02:26:37 PM
Is she hot?

yup . . . always distracting me from the actual work going in my mouth . . . can't wait for December's appointment ..  .;D
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

MendoDave

#118297
November 27, 2012, 02:41:33 PM
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on November 27, 2012, 01:25:31 PM
Afternoon all . ..

Was just reading an article regarding the F1 race in Brazil  . . . it shows evidence that Vettel passed a Toro Rosso under yellow . . . don't want to imagine the fuzz this will create . . .

BTW, no rain in the past 4 hours

Here's the video



Yea. Turns out that it wasn't a local yellow. Brazil has these yellow lights to caution the drivers when it's slick and rainy, go figure...
That was the yellow light that he passed on.
Unfortunately.

If it weren't for that big pileup several races back that took out Alonso in the first turn, he would have won the championship.

DarkMonster620

#118298
November 27, 2012, 03:08:48 PM
Quote from: Mendo Dave on November 27, 2012, 02:41:33 PM
Yea. Turns out that it wasn't a local yellow. Brazil has these yellow lights to caution the drivers when it's slick and rainy, go figure...
That was the yellow light that he passed on.
Unfortunately.

If it weren't for that big pileup several races back that took out Alonso in the first turn, he would have won the championship.

yup . . . but, rules are rules . . . and as I wrote in ebilbuk, it smells like bernie . . . they could make the penalty stick and then championship would go to Alonso and then rb would start crying and saying it's a conspiracy  or sumtin'

Evening btw to all
morning to some
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#118299
November 27, 2012, 03:12:08 PM
Take this elitist F1 shit to racing&trackdays or something. :P

I hate F1. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


lethe

#118300
November 27, 2012, 03:20:32 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on November 27, 2012, 02:03:16 PM
Fun day with the doctor

affected area is straddling right where my throat and stomach meet

The procedure is a fairly commonplace one,,,, might even be a laparoscopic one

employed on people who drank far too hard and smoked far too much in life and ate too much spicy salty foods

looks like a possible dab of chemo and some radiation to beat and shrink the thing down

then a resection of my gizzard to the top of my stomach, take out the bad spot

considering the multitude and magnitude of truly horrific things they could have (and ought to have) found wrong with me

this one is an annoying cake walk....

my good attitude puzzles my wife

my brother understands it completely

my wife didn't know us during the dark days...she lacks "perspective"  ;)


would the doctor be horrified if you ask to keep it?
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

ducpainter

#118301
November 27, 2012, 05:12:58 PM
Quote from: lethe on November 27, 2012, 03:20:32 PM
would the doctor be horrified if you ask to keep it?
...keep what...

the gizzard...

stomach...

or bad spot? [evil]

[keep in mind G that you decided to be aloof about this]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


lethe

#118302
November 27, 2012, 05:16:43 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on November 27, 2012, 05:12:58 PM
...keep what...

the gizzard...

stomach...

or bad spot? [evil]

[keep in mind G that you decided to be aloof about this]
we could pass it around as the new mascot
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

ducpainter

#118303
November 27, 2012, 05:27:13 PM
Quote from: lethe on November 27, 2012, 05:16:43 PM
we could pass it around as the new mascot
Kind of like the Care Bear?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


lethe

#118304
November 27, 2012, 05:29:42 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on November 27, 2012, 05:27:13 PM
Kind of like the Care Bear?
picture it falling down into the heater of the truck  ;D
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625
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