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Author Topic: The Official "Say Anything" Thread  (Read 7439855 times)
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« Reply #126180 on: April 08, 2013, 06:53:42 PM »
In other news, I fell for the old "stick your tongue on this million year old dinosaur tooth" trick today.

My tongue stuck to it.


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Quote from: ducpainter on April 08, 2013, 06:52:48 PM
She doesn't scare me. Evil
Who, mother nature or Tini?  
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« Reply #126181 on: April 08, 2013, 06:55:29 PM »
Quote from: Stella on April 08, 2013, 06:53:42 PM
In other news, I fell for the old "stick your tongue on this million year old dinosaur tooth" trick today.

My tongue stuck to it.


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Who, mother nature or Tini?  

Not much scares me anymore.

I've been 'experienced'. Wink
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« Reply #126182 on: April 08, 2013, 06:55:36 PM »
Quote from: Stella on April 08, 2013, 06:53:42 PM


Who, mother nature or Tini?  

mother nature has no say as she's his niece
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« Reply #126183 on: April 08, 2013, 06:58:33 PM »
Quote from: lethe on April 08, 2013, 06:55:36 PM
mother nature has no say as she's his niece
There are advantages to being the oldest. Grin
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« Reply #126184 on: April 08, 2013, 07:11:41 PM »
There was snow here last night. Going to be cool tomorrow.
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« Reply #126185 on: April 08, 2013, 07:17:16 PM »
evening, back from drugstore, missus has an eye allergy . . . weird, only left eye
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« Reply #126186 on: April 08, 2013, 07:28:57 PM »
This hurts . .

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« Reply #126187 on: April 08, 2013, 07:52:03 PM »
http://www.eonline.com/news/405838/jay-leno-and-his-250-000-car-help-a-broken-down-biker-in-l-a
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #126188 on: April 08, 2013, 08:21:30 PM »
Jay seems to be a pretty cool guy.

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« Reply #126189 on: April 08, 2013, 09:01:42 PM »
In the spirit of saying anything.

I herby declare that I have never been farther south than Perth. Also I further declare that Perth is the farthest west that a set of topsiders of mine have set foot.

That is all.
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« Reply #126190 on: April 08, 2013, 09:24:46 PM »
Dirty Pirate Ice Pop
2 1/2 cups of cola
1/3 cup of Captain Morgan Rum
1/3 cup of Kahlua

then, to the drunk thread
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #126191 on: April 08, 2013, 10:06:23 PM »
http://www.latenightfoodycall.com/
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« Reply #126192 on: April 09, 2013, 04:50:04 AM »
Quote from: ducpainter on April 08, 2013, 06:52:48 PM
She doesn't scare me. Evil

i've never tried  Wink  coffee

morning
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« Reply #126193 on: April 09, 2013, 05:30:06 AM »
morning
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    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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« Reply #126194 on: April 09, 2013, 06:25:33 AM »
Quote from: ducpainter on April 09, 2013, 05:30:06 AM
morning

Same to you.

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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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