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« Reply #127020 on: April 23, 2013, 05:21:06 PM »
I just have monkey envy, our wildlife isn't quite as entertaining
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« Reply #127021 on: April 23, 2013, 05:40:09 PM »
want a mermaid?
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #127022 on: April 23, 2013, 05:45:26 PM »
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on April 23, 2013, 05:40:09 PM
want a mermaid?
many a sailor left the bar with a mermaid just to wake up the next morning feeling the bristles of a manatee's mustache on the nape of their neck.
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« Reply #127023 on: April 23, 2013, 05:46:13 PM »
Quote from: lethe on April 23, 2013, 05:45:26 PM
many a sailor left the bar with a mermaid just to wake up the next morning feeling the bristles of a manatee's mustache on the nape of their neck.

so, no rum . . .
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #127024 on: April 23, 2013, 05:48:10 PM »
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on April 23, 2013, 05:40:09 PM
want a mermaid?

How do they get in the house with those fish tails?

I bet the dog would growl at her.
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« Reply #127025 on: April 23, 2013, 05:57:46 PM »
Quote from: Mendo Dave on April 23, 2013, 05:48:10 PM
How do they get in the house with those fish tails?

I bet the dog would growl at her.

they get legs once on dry land  . .. .
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
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« Reply #127026 on: April 23, 2013, 06:03:16 PM »
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on April 23, 2013, 05:57:46 PM
they get legs once on dry land  . .. .
but their heads turn into fish heads and not a normal fish head either, those creepy deep sea fish with a light bulb on a stick coming out of their forehead
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« Reply #127027 on: April 23, 2013, 06:11:22 PM »
not here . . .
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« Reply #127028 on: April 23, 2013, 06:31:40 PM »
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« Reply #127029 on: April 23, 2013, 06:34:46 PM »
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evening

Afternoon from me.
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« Reply #127030 on: April 23, 2013, 06:38:28 PM »
blarg.
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« Reply #127031 on: April 23, 2013, 06:43:13 PM »
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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
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    To realize the value of nine  months:
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« Reply #127032 on: April 23, 2013, 06:43:34 PM »
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on April 23, 2013, 06:38:28 PM
blarg.
That good?
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« Reply #127033 on: April 23, 2013, 06:48:40 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on April 23, 2013, 06:43:34 PM
That good?
it's the generic root beer found in the dollar store
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« Reply #127034 on: April 23, 2013, 06:51:07 PM »
I just ordered a spark plug wire removal tool for the mercedes off Amazon. I should have checked the dollar store first. They might have one made of Chinesium that would break on the first use.
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