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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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April 27, 2013, 08:00:34 AM »
Quote from: the_Journeyman on April 27, 2013, 07:56:14 AM
Got the smoker going, London Broil, and two racks of ribs.
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That sound great!
I'm off to give my bikes their annual washing.
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April 27, 2013, 10:58:48 AM »
Quote from: NAKID on April 26, 2013, 09:30:01 PM
Boy, I coulda swore I had better range once the fuel light comes on.
I was wrong...
That doesn't sound good.
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April 27, 2013, 11:51:18 AM »
hello everyone . . .
was up early but headed out to shop to "marry" new CRI diesel injectors to ECU . . . had to take them out to write sr# and position to then give that info to software so that software could give that info to ECU . .. then, vehicle owner, received the bad news, his issue were not the injectors but, the DRV the valve that builds up preasure on the CRI diesel systems . . . part quoted and ordered . . . total for this job [including new part] $800.00 . . . on same vehicle solved IMMO issue, owner got new IMMO and they had told him it was "plug 'n play", yes plug and play with the software to "marry" the IMMO to the ECU . . . and keys . . . about 4 hours . . this part of the job I invoiced to shop that called me . .. the rest, they don't know how to do, so, I get to play around . . .
It's a Dodge Sprinter 3500, aka MB Sprinter, 2005 . . .total for this job, coding new injectors . . $400.00
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Quote from: Darkmonster620 on April 27, 2013, 11:51:18 AM
hello everyone . . .
was up early but headed out to shop to "marry" new CRI diesel injectors to ECU . . . had to take them out to write sr# and position to then give that info to software so that software could give that info to ECU . .. then, vehicle owner, received the bad news, his issue were not the injectors but, the DRV the valve that builds up preasure on the CRI diesel systems . . . part quoted and ordered . . . total for this job [including new part] $800.00 . . . on same vehicle solved IMMO issue, owner got new IMMO and they had told him it was "plug 'n play", yes plug and play with the software to "marry" the IMMO to the ECU . . . and keys . . . about 4 hours . . this part of the job I invoiced to shop that called me . .. the rest, they don't know how to do, so, I get to play around . . .
It's a Dodge Sprinter 3500, aka MB Sprinter, 2005 . . .total for this job, coding new injectors . . $400.00
What do you think about the sprinter? aka Freightliner sprinter.
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Quote from: Mendo Dave on April 27, 2013, 01:22:51 PM
What do you think about the sprinter? aka Freightliner sprinter.
You mean, the Mercedes-Benz Sprinter?
Gen 2 & 3 have been CRI diesel systems, gen1 was “CDI“ where a.pump was still connected to the injectors and was a hi pres pump, around 150Kpa injection pres; newer ones use a CP3 style pump
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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Quote from: Darkmonster620 on April 27, 2013, 01:31:15 PM
You mean, the Mercedes-Benz Sprinter?
Gen 2 & 3 have been CRI diesel systems, gen1 was “CDI“ where a.pump was still connected to the injectors and was a hi pres pump, around 150Kpa injection pres; newer ones use a CP3 style pump
Yea the MB Sprinter. Is it pkauged with problems or do you think its a good design?
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Quote from: Mendo Dave on April 27, 2013, 01:34:50 PM
Yea the MB Sprinter. Is it pkauged with problems or do you think its a good design?
Most problems I've dealt with are fuel related, at least here . . . Gen3 is the best, starting late 2006 . . .in Dodge they're named 1500/2500/3500 . .. I know them by OEM European designation 208/311/318 . . .
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
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April 27, 2013, 06:06:20 PM »
Drove one kitted out as an ambulance. Smooth ride, but hard to work in. Too tall and too narrow.
Especially for the bigger EMTs.
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Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on April 27, 2013, 06:06:20 PM
Drove one kitted out as an ambulance. Smooth ride, but hard to work in. Too tall and too narrow.
Especially for the bigger EMTs.
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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April 27, 2013, 08:25:30 PM »
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on April 27, 2013, 06:06:20 PM
Drove one kitted out as an ambulance. Smooth ride, but hard to work in. Too tall and too narrow.
Especially for the bigger EMTs.
http://auraisland.com/ambulance-limos-new-vip-trend-in-russia/
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on April 27, 2013, 06:06:20 PM
Drove one kitted out as an ambulance. Smooth ride, but hard to work in. Too tall and too narrow.
Especially for the bigger EMTs.
Ambulances here have all moved away from US Ford or GMC pickup based vehicles to Benz Sprinters.
Evening BTW.
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Awake at about 0500. I really wish I could sleep in. I have my run at 0830. Maybe a nap this afternoon? Not a great napper either...
The Sprinter ambulances are narrow. Add a bench seat and a gurney and then there is about 7 inches for movement and feet. It was my understanding that they get better MPG so that is why the switch to them.
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morning . .. it's so nice to sleep in . .. even if it was with some chemical help . . . I need it it . . .
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and some fried green plantains = patacones
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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More Ning.
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on April 28, 2013, 05:15:31 AM
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Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on April 28, 2013, 05:05:56 AM
Awake at about 0500. I really wish I could sleep in. I have my run at 0830. Maybe a nap this afternoon? Not a great napper either...
The Sprinter ambulances are narrow. Add a bench seat and a gurney and then there is about 7 inches for movement and feet. It was my understanding that they get better MPG so that is why the switch to them.
They get around 20 mpg.
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