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brimo

#127650
May 08, 2013, 03:45:46 PM
Friday came, I didn't have the rent so out the door I went.
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

ducpainter

#127651
May 08, 2013, 04:49:17 PM
Now by this time I'm plenty high
You know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high
Looked down the bar I say to my bartender
I said look man, come down here, he got down there
So what you want this time?
I said look man, a-what time is it?
He said the clock on the wall say three o'clock
Last call for alcohol, so what you need?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


LMT

#127652
May 08, 2013, 04:51:18 PM
One bourbon and a beer?

ducpainter

#127653
May 08, 2013, 05:11:50 PM
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on May 08, 2013, 04:51:18 PM
One bourbon and a beer?
Don't forget the Scotch
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DarkMonster620

#127654
May 08, 2013, 05:21:11 PM
evening . . 

all this singing bout alcohol is making me thirsty . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#127655
May 08, 2013, 05:24:55 PM
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on May 08, 2013, 05:21:11 PM
evening . . 

all this singing bout alcohol is making me thirsty . . .
There is a solution.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DarkMonster620

#127656
May 08, 2013, 05:27:31 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 08, 2013, 05:24:55 PM
There is a solution.


yup, Johnnie Walker Platinum, neat . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

LMT

#127657
May 08, 2013, 05:27:46 PM
A drink sounds good right now. I am bussing it to the car lot to get the jeep.
It will take about two hours.

ducpainter

#127658
May 08, 2013, 05:50:01 PM
Two hours is long enough to forget why you're going... ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


LMT

#127659
May 08, 2013, 06:46:00 PM
On the second bus now!

DarkMonster620

#127660
May 08, 2013, 06:52:50 PM
had two drinks . . . now watching a re-run of big bang waiting for person of interest and hannibal
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

LMT

#127661
May 08, 2013, 07:37:51 PM
Home  [beer]

DarkMonster620

#127662
May 08, 2013, 07:38:48 PM
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

brimo

#127663
May 08, 2013, 08:03:13 PM
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

ducpainter

#127664
May 09, 2013, 03:32:29 AM
morning
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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