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zooom

#131070
July 18, 2013, 12:41:12 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on July 18, 2013, 11:54:57 AM
Local PD seems to dislike our bar. One in particular dressed down a doorman for confiscating a real ID that wasn't the girl who presented it. Our rules are that real IDs are given back and entry denied in that case unless they go to all 3 doors. Then we can confiscate the real ID. Fakes always get taken. The bar has a huge collection ranging from "why did you think this would work" to "wow, this is really good"

I like to look at the fakes from time to time to remind myself what to look for

that same UDSS guy also would provide us with a yearly updated booklet of all the current colorations with full size examples of valid ID's to compare right next to for all acceptable forms to see variations in color as well as where and how the holograms are usually placed and should look....it was great...it was "cliffs notes" sized and worked very well....
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KnightofNi

#131071
July 18, 2013, 12:46:00 PM
Quote from: zooom on July 18, 2013, 12:41:12 PM
that same UDSS guy also would provide us with a yearly updated booklet of all the current colorations with full size examples of valid ID's to compare right next to for all acceptable forms to see variations in color as well as where and how the holograms are usually placed and should look....it was great...it was "cliffs notes" sized and worked very well....

You can order that book. I sat there and studied it one night when it was slow.
Also, that book is expensive!
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
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zooom

#131072
July 18, 2013, 12:52:20 PM
sorry that you are getting so massively underpaid....$250 a week for how many days?

I think I was getting $300 for 3 nights back in the mid to late 90's....that paired with free drinks after closing while waiting to get paid....bartenders would pour hard and topshelf and we'd drink a lot in that 45mins to an hour while waiting post count outs...
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ungeheuer

#131073
July 18, 2013, 12:54:28 PM Last Edit: July 18, 2013, 12:56:29 PM by ungeheuer
Quote from: Stella on July 18, 2013, 08:50:01 AM.......Guy w/the 796 in KS said he's brokering a deal on it right now but I'm welcome to up the ante if I wanted.....
Heard that one before  [roll].  

Tell him you've got three others to look at first, but if his deal brokerage falls thru.... to give you a call  ;).

Quote from: KnightofNi on July 18, 2013, 11:54:57 AM......Our rules are that real IDs are given back and entry denied in that case unless they go to all 3 doors. Then we can confiscate the real ID. Fakes always get taken. The bar has a huge collection ranging from "why did you think this would work" to "wow, this is really good".....
Confiscating their fake ID?  You're no fun  [cheeky].  

Crap fake ID I'd be handing back laughing, saying "Fail. Now piss off and do better"
Great fake ID I'd be handing back laughing, saying "Fail. Now piss off and do even better"

Quote from: zooom on July 18, 2013, 12:41:12 PM
that same UDSS guy also would provide us with a yearly updated booklet of all the current colorations with full size examples of valid ID's to compare right next to for all acceptable forms to see variations in color as well as where and how the holograms are usually placed and should look....it was great...it was "cliffs notes" sized and worked very well....
...see now with valuable info like that  [evil] [laugh]

Morning  [coffee]

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ducpainter

#131074
July 18, 2013, 01:07:39 PM
Nothing like a Tyvek suit on a 90 degree day with 65% humidity.   [bang]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


zooom

#131075
July 18, 2013, 01:08:55 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on July 18, 2013, 01:07:39 PM
Nothing like a Tyvek suit on a 90 degree day with 65% humidity.   [bang]

I take it you didn't do the wet t-shirt in the freezer for 20 minutes before putting the suit on did you?
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DarkMonster620

#131076
July 18, 2013, 01:14:57 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on July 18, 2013, 01:07:39 PM
Nothing like a Tyvek suit on a 90 degree day with 65% humidity.   [bang]
I don't see an issue, perfectly normal day for me, under normal conditions . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#131077
July 18, 2013, 01:26:34 PM
Quote from: zooom on July 18, 2013, 01:08:55 PM
I take it you didn't do the wet t-shirt in the freezer for 20 minutes before putting the suit on did you?
It would be short lived...

Quote from: Darkmonster620 on July 18, 2013, 01:14:57 PM
I don't see an issue, perfectly normal day for me, under normal conditions . . .
Put on the suit and get back to me. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DarkMonster620

#131078
July 18, 2013, 01:27:52 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on July 18, 2013, 01:26:34 PM
It would be short lived...
Put on the suit and get back to me. ;D

the frosty suit? . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#131079
July 18, 2013, 01:49:42 PM
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Bick

#131080
July 18, 2013, 02:20:30 PM
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

LMT

#131081
July 18, 2013, 03:14:54 PM

ungeheuer

#131082
July 18, 2013, 03:51:45 PM
Crazy Yanks  ;D
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Bick

#131083
July 18, 2013, 03:57:30 PM
Quote from: ungeheuer on July 18, 2013, 03:51:45 PM
Crazy Yanks  ;D

We really should be more serious...

Like the Aussies:
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ungeheuer

#131084
July 18, 2013, 04:02:15 PM
Quote from: Bick on July 18, 2013, 03:57:30 PM
We really should be more serious...

Like the Aussies:


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