The Official "Say Anything" Thread

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red baron

Feelings=overrated.

Unless its love which there ain't enough of.
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

brimo

Oh man... what have I just agreed to, phone call out of the blue, them "can you run a couple of training courses tomorrow ?" me "um depends..." them "just invoice us, we'll fix it". They've looked after me in the past but farkkk...last time took me 2 weeks to recover.
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
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Bick

MoreNing.

Nice, quiet neighborhood my friend/landlord tells me.  Nothing ever happens around there, he tells me.

1/2 hour ago a girl comes banging on my door, screaming "They are trying to kill me!"

She is bleeding - hands cut.

Now there are at least two dozen cops, including SWAT, surrounding the house next door.

[popcorn]

If someone is going to wake me up in the middle of the night, it better become a good story!
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Bick

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ungeheuer

Quote from: brimo on July 19, 2013, 11:53:28 PM
Oh man... what have I just agreed to, phone call out of the blue, them "can you run a couple of training courses tomorrow ?" me "um depends..." them "just invoice us, we'll fix it". They've looked after me in the past but farkkk...last time took me 2 weeks to recover.
Can you run a couple of training courses tomorrow.. Sunday??   :o

Weekends. I don't do work.  Not the paid variety anyway.

Quote from: Major Tease on July 20, 2013, 01:28:20 AM
MoreNing.

Nice, quiet neighborhood my friend/landlord tells me.  Nothing ever happens around there, he tells me.

1/2 hour ago a girl comes banging on my door, screaming "They are trying to kill me!"

She is bleeding - hands cut.

Now there are at least two dozen cops, including SWAT, surrounding the house next door.

[popcorn]

If someone is going to wake me up in the middle of the night, it better become a good story!
Life is so much more uneventful in my little corner of the universe...... 

[popcorn]
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Bick

Quote from: ungeheuer on July 20, 2013, 01:42:34 AM
Life is so much more uneventful in my little corner of the universe...... 

[popcorn]


Maybe I will consider that for retirement. [beer]
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ungeheuer

Quote from: Major Tease on July 20, 2013, 01:48:34 AM
Maybe I will consider that for retirement. [beer]
If I had the feeling, it might be offended  :-\

But I don't  ;D

Let me know when you get here and I'll make sure the nursing home stock up on  [drink] [drink] [thumbsup]

What the hell time is it in Bickland??
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Bick

It was meant as a compliment.

0300.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ungeheuer

See?  Now I feel bad  ;D

0300 is kinda middle of the nightish.

Where's the bleeding neighbour girl now??

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Bick

Bleeding neighbor girl was taken away in the ambulance a while ago.

One guy was just moved from SUV police car to sedan police car, and taken away.

Back in my giving legal advice for pay days, one piece of advice I might have given is, when a cute white girl with torn clothes and bleeding was taken away in an ambulance and you are the one wearing hand cuffs, "Why don't you go make the beast with two backs yourself" is not something you want to say to someone wearing a badge and carrying a gun.

I think that may be held against him...  even before he makes it to court. [evil]
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Bick

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ungeheuer

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Quote from: Major Tease on July 20, 2013, 02:19:29 AMBack in my giving legal advice for pay days, one piece of advice I might have given is, when a cute white girl with torn clothes and bleeding was taken away in an ambulance and you are the one wearing hand cuffs, "Why don't you go make the beast with two backs yourself" is not something you want to say to someone wearing a badge and carrying a gun.

I think that may be held against him...  even before he makes it to court. [evil]
It's also physically impossible (no matter how much I try).

I see an unfortunate fall down stairs in his future.

In other news... I wonder how much this will go for..
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Bick

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ungeheuer

#131203
its a "repairable" write-off....   am I dreaming to think the damage may put it within reach??

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Bick

Only two [leo] still here.

Went out, made my statement.

Time to go to work.  And hopefully not fall asleep. 

Out.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *