The Official "Say Anything" Thread

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DarkMonster620

Quote from: ducpainter on August 28, 2013, 04:14:37 PM
what did he do wrong? He has a moron working for him. I've known the guy since he was a teenager in school. He's a good guy.

1 The hole in the slab for the shower drain was in the wrong place thanks to his helper...kind of make the beast with two backss up a polished slab. Good thing the repair is in a closet.

2 The drain for the washer missed the wall...guess who? I even made the wall a 2x6 wall to try to fix the issue, but it still misses by about an inch. I just won't be able to push the washer as tight to the wall as I'd like.

3 We had a long conversation about where I needed to go with my ventilation and he actually put the vent pipes out of the way...then his helper came in one day and put water lines in every make the beast with two backsing bay I needed to use which has made this past week sooooo much fun.

4 His helper dripped either glue or primer on the slab meaning I'll have to rent a machine to sand it.

5 His helper make the beast with two backsed up the routing of the heat lines for the upstairs loop...needs to be fixed.

6 His helper is too make the beast with two backsing lazy to tighten the chuck on the hole hawg and dropped a 4" hole saw on the slab and chipped it.

Should I continue?

enuff
go and disinfect your wound with vodka . . . inside out . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#133081
already in progress... ;D

edit...

working OK as an anesthetic too.  :P
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



DarkMonster620

good . . .

last day tomorrow . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

Quote from: Darkmonster620 on August 28, 2013, 05:59:55 PM
good . . .

last day tomorrow . . .
Change for the sake of change is not always good.

I think you made a good move.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



DarkMonster620

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ungeheuer

Quote from: ducpainter on August 28, 2013, 04:14:37 PM
what did he do wrong? He has a moron working for him. I've known the guy since he was a teenager in school. He's a good guy.

1 The hole in the slab for the shower drain was in the wrong place thanks to his helper...kind of make the beast with two backss up a polished slab. Good thing the repair is in a closet.

2 The drain for the washer missed the wall...guess who? I even made the wall a 2x6 wall to try to fix the issue, but it still misses by about an inch. I just won't be able to push the washer as tight to the wall as I'd like.

3 We had a long conversation about where I needed to go with my ventilation and he actually put the vent pipes out of the way...then his helper came in one day and put water lines in every make the beast with two backsing bay I needed to use which has made this past week sooooo much fun.

4 His helper dripped either glue or primer on the slab meaning I'll have to rent a machine to sand it.

5 His helper make the beast with two backsed up the routing of the heat lines for the upstairs loop...needs to be fixed.

6 His helper is too make the beast with two backsing lazy to tighten the chuck on the hole hawg and dropped a 4" hole saw on the slab and chipped it.

Should I continue?
Why do you call Moron Boy his helper?  He doesn't seem much use as a helper :-\.  Hindrancer sounds more apt. 

So you've told your plumber not to allow MB the H anywhere near your place ever again then?

Quote from: ducpainter on August 28, 2013, 06:10:48 PM
Change for the sake of change is not always good.

I think you made a good move.
Move?  Carlos is making a move?

What I missed Carlos??
Ducati 1100S Monster Ducati 1260S Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE


Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

DarkMonster620

Quote from: ungeheuer on August 28, 2013, 06:38:35 PM
<snip>
Move?  Carlos is making a move?

What I missed Carlos??


Starting Monday I'll be doing something else . ..  [Dolph]
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

LMT

Carlos is starting a new job at a swanky Ducati dealership I think.

Got all the furniture back in place. All by my self! Carpet looks good. Now I just have to make sure no dog
pukes on it, pees on or anything else on it!

ducpainter

Quote from: ungeheuer on August 28, 2013, 06:38:35 PM
Why do you call Moron Boy his helper?  He doesn't seem much use as a helper :-\.  Hindrancer sounds more apt. 

So you've told your plumber not to allow MB the H anywhere near your place ever again then?

yup

Quote from: ungeheuer on August 28, 2013, 06:38:35 PM


Move?  Carlos is making a move?

What I missed Carlos??

Carlos is now Ducati Panama's main man in service.

Try to keep up. [laugh]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



ungeheuer

Aahh yeah.

I did know about Carlos' exciting new move, now that you prod what's left of my mind  ;D
Ducati 1100S Monster Ducati 1260S Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE


Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

ducpainter

Most of the pain hax subsided...

I think I'll take a nap.

later.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



DarkMonster620

c y'all tomorrow . .  I'm heading to pillowland . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Stella

Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on August 28, 2013, 06:42:54 PM
Carlos is starting a new job at a swanky Ducati dealership I think.

Got all the furniture back in place. All by my self! Carpet looks good. Now I just have to make sure no dog
pukes on it, pees on or anything else on it!

Oh that's right!  You were sick today!  Hope you're feeling, <cough> better.    ;)   After your review, I'd do the same thing.  Sheesh.


Um.... Nate, jeebus.  Sorry about the finger.  And the plumber's "assistant".   :P    Hope you sleep well.


Carlos is moving to Denver to help Bicks with more projects??   





"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

DarkMonster620

Quote from: Stella on August 28, 2013, 07:49:07 PM
<snip>


Carlos is moving to Denver to help Bicks with more projects??   







you had to tell ?!?!?!?!?  :-[
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

LMT

I had the carpets cleaned today. I moved all my furniture into the kitchen and bathroom. Everything except the queen size bed!