The Official "Say Anything" Thread

[Bick]

Knock knock. Is anyone out there? Bored again at work 

Get out here.  We have plenty to keep you busy!

[zooom]

I really need to get out of the auto industry.  

 

there are times I completely agree....


have fun in Vegas.

[ducpainter]

And she's right 

Pretty frugal.  Is it petrol or diesel?

I flog the bollocks of the Mondeo mercilessly and it still returns 36mpg US.

they currently don't offer the diesel variation here stateside....

He's right...gas...avg over 40 mpg

I don't think the re-flash did a thing to fix the noise.

The service manager asked us to drive it for a couple of hundred miles, and if I'm not happy they'd replace the clutches.

I guess I have no problem playing the game.

A quick greeting from Vegas.   

I really need to get out of the auto industry. 

 


Carry on and enjoy the day (or sleep well).

there are times I completely agree....


have fun in Vegas.

I used to work wholesale dealer parts. Car and heavy truck.

I hung out in the parts room this morning. I know most of the guys that work there. My brother is the asst parts mgr.

I'm pretty sure I'll wake up tonight with friggen numbers assaulting my brain.

[DarkMonster620]

back home . .  think dogs are not used to not having anyone at home . ..  what a mess what a mess !!!!

[DesmoDiva]

Sounds like you need to crate train them. 

Back up camera worked at lunch.   

Hopefully the transmission should stay where its suppose to be. 

[DarkMonster620]

Sounds like you need to crate train them. 

Back up camera worked at lunch.   

Hopefully the transmission should stay where its suppose to be. 

I just wished I could leave them outside under a roof and with lots of water . . but, county didn't approve my blueprints !! so they need to stay inside . . ,while I was here, I left the terrace door open so they were going in and out all day . . .now they are staying inside, they used to do in just one place, you gotta see this mess

[zooom]

I used to work wholesale dealer parts. Car and heavy truck.

I hung out in the parts room this morning. I know most of the guys that work there. My brother is the asst parts mgr.

I'm pretty sure I'll wake up tonight with friggen numbers assaulting my brain.

I understand....at least when you did that, I'll bet everyone for the most part spoke the same language and lingo though....

[ducpainter]

I understand....at least when you did that, I'll bet everyone for the most part spoke the same language and lingo though....

Pretty much.

I started in that business before you were born. 

When I was in MA there was a lot of Italinglaise.

[zooom]

Pretty much.

I started in that business before you were born. 

When I was in MA there was a lot of Italinglaise.

NOW,  it is a lot of spanglishaneseorean with a hindi flareup...and so much almost proprietary technology, that I feel more like a phone tech diagnostician than a parts guy....and I do it moreso willingly so that I keep my return ratio low...because they think I am joking when I ask them outright why I should take something back that they installed and took off because it didn't fix the car....I asked 1 guy what he would think (he sent me back a fan control module that he scratched installing it and left screw marks and greasy paw prints all over it) if I had sent it to him in this condition as a brand new part...he shut up and told me to send it back to him and has stopped throwing parts at car to fix them and asks questions now....

[DarkMonster620]

NOW,  it is a lot of spanglishaneseorean with a hindi flareup...and so much almost proprietary technology, that I feel more like a phone tech diagnostician than a parts guy....and I do it moreso willingly so that I keep my return ratio low...because they think I am joking when I ask them outright why I should take something back that they installed and took off because it didn't fix the car....I asked 1 guy what he would think (he sent me back a fan control module that he scratched installing it and left screw marks and greasy paw prints all over it) if I had sent it to him in this condition as a brand new part...he shut up and told me to send it back to him and has stopped throwing parts at car to fix them and asks questions now....

Whatcha talkin about mijo! I purchas parts I need, carajo cono que los "cevillones*" are broken . . like this you mean zooom?

translation: what are you talking about son? I purchased the parts I needed; what da f**k the CV joints are bust?

cevillones = cv joints .  . go get parts in Miami . . .

here in Panama: the manshaft is broken . . . you tell me what that means

but me, I just tell them that the relay exhaust bearing module thermo coupler is damaged . . .

[zooom]

here in Panama: the manshaft is broken . . . you tell me what that means

it means get a viagra and call your wife!...LOL   

[DarkMonster620]

 

not that but . . ..

the main shaft is broken

[DarkMonster620]

so, it started raining with wind again . ..  working in my garage is almost futile . .. I get wet parts get wet . . . plus it's cold, the water . . .

[MendoDave]

so, it started raining with wind again . ..  working in my garage is almost futile . .. I get wet parts get wet . . . plus it's cold, the water . . .

I don't think it gets cold in Panama.

[DarkMonster620]

I don't think it gets cold in Panama.

not for me at least, lots of people find 78F cold . . .