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Popeye the Sailor

#178185
December 31, 2015, 08:04:53 PM
Quote from: DarkMonster620 on December 31, 2015, 07:13:35 PM
fwllt

Three sheets to the wind.


Who's the new guy?
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Bick

#178186
December 31, 2015, 08:20:24 PM
Quote from: Stella on December 31, 2015, 07:57:04 PM
What he needs is voice to keyboard capabilities. 

Just off the phone with the master chef and he was perfectly coherent.     [beer]




[shot]

Talked with him earlier.  And no, it would not help. (Or maybe it was voip issues...)

Happy New Years, EveryBody  [beer]
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

GK

#178187
December 31, 2015, 08:57:54 PM
Quote from: Speeddog on December 31, 2015, 01:20:35 PM
Spotlighting?

Using a ute (pickup truck) and a spotlight to find and dispatch vermin! ðŸ'ðŸ»ðŸ'ðŸ»
2001 Ducati  Monster 900S ie
JE high comp pistons, bit of porting, open airbox with DP filter, PC3 with custom map, CCW matched injectors, Termignoni cf slip ons, 14:39 gearing.

Gone but not forgotten!
Honda VFR800i, Honda CBR600F3, Honda CBX750, Norton Commando 750S, Suzuki GS750, Yamaha XT250, Kawasaki Z250, Kawasaki KX80, Honda XL250, Suzuki TC100.

DarkMonster620

#178188
December 31, 2015, 09:29:49 PM
japi bew iwar . . .

twf uan deimk . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Howie

#178189
December 31, 2015, 10:24:08 PM
Happy New Year Everyone!  You too Lethe  [shot]

Speeddog

#178190
December 31, 2015, 10:47:32 PM
Quote from: GK on December 31, 2015, 08:57:54 PM
Using a ute (pickup truck) and a spotlight to find and dispatch vermin! ðŸ'ðŸ»ðŸ'ðŸ»

AH!

Quote from: DarkMonster620 on December 31, 2015, 09:29:49 PM
japi bew iwar . . .

twf uan deimk . .

Clasro has apparently been captured by the Norwegian Beach Volleyball Team, and forced to drink Aquavit.
He is now speaking drunk Norwegian, which cannot be translated by any known method.
In college, I was abducted by Norwegian Nationals, and subjected to a traditional Norwegian Christmas Dinner, which included shots of Aquavit.
My memory of the incident stops at the time I was pouring a shot for a fellow captive, who was from Brazil.
Reportedly, an hour later I was carrying a stack of plates into the kitchen, whereupon I flung them into the air and commenced resting upon the floor.
I awoke the next morning with no memory of the incident, and was left wondering what heartless SOB puked on my nightstand.
In addition, the hangover was absolutely the worst in my life, as yet unsurpassed by 3 decades of occasional misbehavior.
- - - - - Valley Desmo Service - - - - -
Reseda, CA
(951) 640-8908

~~~ "We've rearranged the deck chairs, refilled the champagne glasses, and the band sounds great. This is fine." - Alberto Puig ~~~

Popeye the Sailor

#178191
December 31, 2015, 11:16:42 PM
I think the worst I ever had was drinking with the Russians at launch base.

After getting my first satellite on a rocket I drank an entire bottle of scotch and did vodka shots with them.




I was blind for three days.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

#178192
January 01, 2016, 04:32:47 AM
Quote from: Rotor Head on December 31, 2015, 08:20:24 PM
Talked with him earlier.  And no, it would not help. (Or maybe it was voip issues...)

Happy New Years, EveryBody  [beer]
I had the same experience...

morning
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ungeheuer

#178193
January 01, 2016, 04:58:36 AM
Welcome to 2016.  What kept you?

Monster is on the bike trailer.... headed for the nearest Duc dealer for some long awaited TLC tomorrow morning.

I contemplated trading it in.

But then I started it   [evil] :)

And it's worth way more to me than anybody else.

Ducati 1100S Monster + Ducati 1260S Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE

Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

ducpainter

#178194
January 01, 2016, 05:02:26 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on January 01, 2016, 04:58:36 AM
Welcome to 2016.  What kept you?

Monster is on the bike trailer.... headed for the nearest Duc dealer for some long awaited TLC tomorrow morning.

I contemplated trading it in.

But then I started it   [evil] :)

And it's worth way more to me than anybody else.


Something about time and space...

Trade for that ugly Multi? ;D ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Bick

#178195
January 01, 2016, 05:04:27 AM
GOOD MORNING DMF!!!
[coffee]

And Happy New Year.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ungeheuer

#178196
January 01, 2016, 05:09:35 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on January 01, 2016, 05:02:26 AM

Trade for that ugly Multi? ;D ;D
Yeah... or an even uglier BMW that I can have serviced locally.

And then I came to my nonsenses once again   ;D

Quote from: Rotor Head on January 01, 2016, 05:04:27 AM
GOOD MORNING DMF!!!
[coffee]

And Happy New Year.
[laugh] [laugh]

You don't scare me with your loud NY's good morning  [evil]
Ducati 1100S Monster + Ducati 1260S Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE

Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

ducpainter

#178197
January 01, 2016, 05:18:21 AM
I think Mr. I bought a BMW after he got rid of his Monster.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ungeheuer

#178198
January 01, 2016, 05:23:24 AM
I've parted with enough motorcycles to realise that I ought never sell another motorcycle ever again.

Just sometimes Captain Sensible pries his way inside my head......  fortunately not often and never for very long  ;D

Early start tomorrow so.... time I wasn't here.

Have a Jan 1st, I know I did  [thumbsup]

[wasn't]
Ducati 1100S Monster + Ducati 1260S Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE

Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

ducpainter

#178199
January 01, 2016, 05:37:16 AM
That's the spirit...you can always expand the shed.

Night
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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