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DarkMonster620

#178680
January 11, 2016, 05:27:48 PM Last Edit: January 11, 2016, 05:37:47 PM by DarkMonster620
but, if I win the lotto, at least the FL one, $1billion almost, since I am not a US resident or citizen, I get it all !!! and I will buy bacon for all, thick cut, maple-hickory-applewood cured

but, I will donate to ASPCA and Miami Humane Society
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

MendoDave

#178681
January 11, 2016, 05:35:28 PM
Quote from: DarkMonster620 on January 11, 2016, 05:27:48 PM
but, if I win the lotto, at least the FL one, $1billion almost, since I am not a US resident or citizen, I get it all !!! and I will buy bacon for all, thick cut, maple-hickory-applewood cured

I just want a Tasty salad made with cottage cheese and Kale.  ;D


And a kite.

DarkMonster620

#178682
January 11, 2016, 05:37:04 PM
Quote from: Behind all Trees on January 11, 2016, 05:35:28 PM
I just want a Tasty salad made with cottage cheese and Kale.  ;D


And a kite.
thought you wanted a new bike?
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Popeye the Sailor

#178683
January 11, 2016, 05:40:22 PM
Spilled my soup down my shirt three times this morning. I stopped changing shirts after the second time. make the beast with two backs it.

Unloaded my new riding mower. Got it started. Stalled it. Won't restart.

Drove onto the curb leaving the house because a car decided to take a left and just use my lane instead of theirs.

Took kids to library. Got them all unloaded, up to the door, closed due to power outage. Much outrage ensued. Calmed them down, loaded back into car, as I'm driving away I see them take down the sign and open the door.

make the beast with two backs it, went to the park. Promptly stepped on the girls foot and smooshed it, making her face plant in the sand.

make the beast with two backs it again. Went home.

Had some coffee, figured I could salvage the day. Pushed mower to shop.

Charged battery. No start. Runs on ether.

Battery dies. Recharge battery, pour gas into it, fire it up.

Won't. go. into gear.  [bang] [bang] [bang]
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

MendoDave

#178684
January 11, 2016, 05:41:19 PM Last Edit: January 11, 2016, 05:43:58 PM by Behind all Trees
Quote from: DarkMonster620 on January 11, 2016, 05:37:04 PM
thought you wanted a new bike?

Well if you look carfully it says "want something."

But if you insist on a bike, a Hypermotard will do. New, used, whatever.

Quote from: Satellite smithy on January 11, 2016, 05:40:22 PM
Spilled my soup down my shirt three times this morning. I stopped changing shirts after the second time. make the beast with two backs it.

Unloaded my new riding mower. Got it started. Stalled it. Won't restart.

Drove onto the curb leaving the house because a car decided to take a left and just use my lane instead of theirs.

Took kids to library. Got them all unloaded, up to the door, closed due to power outage. Much outrage ensued. Calmed them down, loaded back into car, as I'm driving away I see them take down the sign and open the door.

make the beast with two backs it, went to the park. Promptly stepped on the girls foot and smooshed it, making her face plant in the sand.

make the beast with two backs it again. Went home.

Had some coffee, figured I could salvage the day. Pushed mower to shop.

Charged battery. No start. Runs on ether.

Battery dies. Recharge battery, pour gas into it, fire it up.

Won't. go. into gear.  [bang] [bang] [bang]


Bick will help you take it back to the store in his new custom helicopter.

ducpainter

#178685
January 11, 2016, 05:45:57 PM
Quote from: Satellite smithy on January 11, 2016, 05:40:22 PM
Spilled my soup down my shirt three times this morning. I stopped changing shirts after the second time. make the beast with two backs it.

Unloaded my new riding mower. Got it started. Stalled it. Won't restart.

Drove onto the curb leaving the house because a car decided to take a left and just use my lane instead of theirs.

Took kids to library. Got them all unloaded, up to the door, closed due to power outage. Much outrage ensued. Calmed them down, loaded back into car, as I'm driving away I see them take down the sign and open the door.

make the beast with two backs it, went to the park. Promptly stepped on the girls foot and smooshed it, making her face plant in the sand.

make the beast with two backs it again. Went home.

Had some coffee, figured I could salvage the day. Pushed mower to shop.

Charged battery. No start. Runs on ether.

Battery dies. Recharge battery, pour gas into it, fire it up.

Won't. go. into gear.  [bang] [bang] [bang]



welcome to my world. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Popeye the Sailor

#178686
January 11, 2016, 06:21:50 PM
2 year old just cracked me in the nuts.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

MendoDave

#178687
January 11, 2016, 06:50:59 PM
Quote from: Satellite smithy on January 11, 2016, 06:21:50 PM
2 year old just cracked me in the nuts.

Somehody should take you out for some ice cream and a beer.

Bick

#178688
January 11, 2016, 07:58:43 PM
Whiskey & Ice Cream.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

MendoDave

#178689
January 11, 2016, 08:20:33 PM
Quote from: Rotor Head on January 11, 2016, 07:58:43 PM
Whiskey & Ice Cream.

So when you win the power ball are you going to get the Shaggin Wagon-Copter or a restored Coupe Deville & and a closet full of leisure suits?

If you go with the Caddy make sure it has an 8 track.  ;)

Bick

#178690
January 11, 2016, 08:29:48 PM
Quote from: Behind all Trees on January 11, 2016, 08:20:33 PM
So when you win the power ball are you going to get the Shaggin Wagon-Copter or a restored Coupe Deville & and a closet full of leisure suits?

If you go with the Caddy make sure it has an 8 track.  ;)

Shagadelic Chopper, yeah baby!
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Howie

#178691
January 11, 2016, 09:25:03 PM Last Edit: January 11, 2016, 10:40:34 PM by howie
Now I remember seeing screws like that.  The weird thread on top is not a thread, it is to keep from over tightening, the bottom thread is self tapping.  

Satellite smithy , I think it is time for you to get a job.  You get in way too much trouble.

Popeye the Sailor

#178692
January 11, 2016, 10:41:50 PM
I was curious why the hell they were that way. Thanks, Howie. I'll run over a squirrel for ya.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Howie

#178693
January 11, 2016, 10:43:05 PM
Quote from: Satellite smithy on January 11, 2016, 10:41:50 PM
I was curious why the hell they were that way. Thanks, Howie. I'll run over a squirrel for ya.

8)

Popeye the Sailor

#178694
January 11, 2016, 10:57:26 PM
Quote from: howie on January 11, 2016, 09:25:03 PM
Now I remember seeing screws like that.  The weird thread on top is not a thread, it is to keep from over tightening, the bottom thread is self tapping.  

Satellite smithy , I think it is time for you to get a job.  You get in way too much trouble.

I get into more trouble when I have a job-it means I have 1) coworkers to antagonize and 2) money.

Right now I have an allowance. Keeps me (mostly) out of trouble.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.
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