The Official "Say Anything" Thread

Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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MendoDave

That kind of thing is why I dont like to leave the country.


Stella

Quote from: Satellite smithy on February 07, 2016, 09:02:18 AM

They almost threw us in some make the beast with two backsing Russian gulag en masse one night.

Coulda shared that story last night.



Quote from: DarkMonster620 on February 07, 2016, 08:57:57 AM
Do me a favor: go get it !!! Or, I'll charge a cow and 2 Danish porks to you card

Where would the cow and porks be shipped to?  That could sway my tat action.
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

DarkMonster620

Quote from: Stella on February 07, 2016, 09:13:58 AM
Coulda shared that story last night.



Where would the cow and porks be shipped to?  That could sway my tat action.
To me . . where else . . . NO tat, no BBQ or roast or stew or . . . or   . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Stella

Ok.  If I get my past due commission checks, I'll go talk with an artist.

Pinky swear.
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

DarkMonster620

Quote from: Stella on February 07, 2016, 09:16:46 AM
Ok.  If I get my past due commission checks, I'll go talk with an artist.

Pinky swear.
mmmmmmm . . . . will trust you on this one . . .if not, I'll add boar to my order
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: Mendo Dave on February 07, 2016, 09:08:37 AM
That kind of thing is why I dont like to leave the country.



What could go wrong?

Wasn't much of a story, Stella. The KG-used to B took a healthy dislike to the foreigners hitting on the local women in a bar. Tried to tell us we were in trouble-get in the van. We wouldn't get in the van. Repeat for a while as things got uglier.

Our guards showed up a short while later and sorted things out.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Stella

Quote from: DarkMonster620 on February 07, 2016, 09:17:35 AM
mmmmmmm . . . . will trust you on this one . . .if not, I'll add boar to my order

Isn't that the same as "porks"?

"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

DarkMonster620

#179662
Quote from: Stella on February 07, 2016, 09:22:28 AM
Isn't that the same as "porks"?


they're cousins . . . one is more civilized than the other . . . one has tusks the other one does not
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Stella

Noted. 

No boar here.  I've eaten those wild beasts.  I'll take the domesticated cousin on my plate.
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

MendoDave

Took the dog for a walk next to Fred Meyer.
She had a great time digging a deep hole in the field and putting her whole head in it.

DarkMonster620

#179665
just had lunch . . . made some "juicy lucy" burgers for me and the glw . . . she asks from where do I get inspiration . . . I tell her, from the DMF of course
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

MendoDave

Quote from: DarkMonster620 on February 07, 2016, 12:52:33 PM
just had lunch . . . made some "juicy lucy" burgers for me and the glw . . . she asks from where do I get inspiration . . . I tell her, from the DMF of course


ducpainter

Quote from: Mendo Dave on February 07, 2016, 08:32:31 AM
I am nearly tatooless. Going to keep it that way, at least until they put me in a camp and tattoo that QR code on my face.

When is that FEMA camp thing expected to roll out Bick?
Ya know Dave...sometimes you have a knack for saying the stupidest shit that you think is funny.

I had relatives with make the beast with two backsing numbers on their wrists.

Wake the make the beast with two backs up. >:(
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



MendoDave

Quote from: ducpainter on February 07, 2016, 01:21:45 PM
Ya know Dave...sometimes you have a knack for saying the stupidest shit that you think is funny.

I had relatives with make the beast with two backsing numbers on their wrists.

Wake the make the beast with two backs up. >:(

I dont mean to offend you or your relatives.

Im actually semi serious about this. I do think this is a real possibility, and someone such as myself would certanly be a target for rounding up and being put in a camp/disposed of.

I joked a bit with Bick because he joked before about having knowlege of such plans, but I think he might be semi serious as well.

In any case I will not make any further mention of this topic.

ducpainter

Weak...really make the beast with two backsing weak.

People in this country have no make the beast with two backsing memories.

Let's drop it before I really lose it.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."