The Official "Say Anything" Thread

[ducpainter]

it's ready . . . I cook once . ..

On other news, haven't received any news on the few applications I've sent, either the idiots at the last company are NOT holding their word and talking shit bout me or simply I somehow don't fit the bill . . . companies are now not calling to tell you shit, just to call you to tell you that you have an interview and after you, you make your own conclusions

Surely there is a meal you can fit in that you haven't cooked for.

[ungeheuer]

Surely there is a meal you can fit in that you haven't cooked for.

..... a tiny.... little...

wafer?

[MendoDave]

..... a tiny.... little...

wafer?

[DarkMonster620]

Shocking.
Shocking.



Sind Sie arbeitslos Carlos??

jabol Herr Ung . . .

Companies like the knowledge and experience, but, don't like the age . . . how da hell can some 25yrs old kid have experience in the field[of expertise] on something .  .  . then, one gets hired and ones boss becomes the guy that cannot wipe his behind clean?

Saltines are accounted for . ..  they go with Guava jelly and cream cheese

[ducpainter]

I wasn't thinking Saltines when he said that.

[DarkMonster620]

I wasn't thinking Saltines when he said that.

well the Guava jelly I prepare has jalapenos in it . ..  so, I have to cook it . ..  ahead of time . ..

[ungeheuer]

I wasn't thinking Saltines when he said that.

I was thinking Salt Mines.

But that - as it turns out - is another nightmare  

jabol Herr Ung . . .

Companies like the knowledge and experience, but, don't like the age . . . how da hell can some 25yrs old kid have experience in the field[of expertise] on something .  .  . then, one gets hired and ones boss becomes the guy that cannot wipe his behind clean?

Schlecht  

You're good at what you do.  Be confident.  

[DarkMonster620]

I was thinking Salt Mines.

But that - as it turns out - is another nightmare 
Schlecht 

You're good at what you do.  Be confident. 

You can stretch saving that much, not much more . . .

[ungeheuer]

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Guess you're gonna have to eat less mate 

[DarkMonster620]

Beleive me, I am . . . due in part to the weight management diet orthopedist asked me to follow . ..

[MendoDave]

Time for Coffee before I have to get to work sending all the excess Nings to Denver.

[ducpainter]

I thought you had no nings?

[ungeheuer]

Beleive me, I am . . . due in part to the weight management diet orthopedist asked me to follow . ..

Eat two meals per day.

And you can be arboetslos ohne probleme 

Seriously mate.... you'll find work.  Maybe you need to setup for yourself?  You're good at what you do.  They will come.

[MendoDave]

I thought you had no nings?

None in my immidiate space, but all I have to do is look out the window. They're out there like leaves in the fall, or snowflakes in the winter. The proliferation of them is greater than unread emails I've seen on some peoples phones. They multiply like the tribbles until the mass of them could consume the meals of Carlos from panama, and conceal the great white whale.

[ungeheuer]

 

really.