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Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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DarkMonster620

#180780
March 11, 2016, 06:27:01 PM
Quote from: King of Ning on March 11, 2016, 05:04:12 PM
I just saw Craslo's twin rolling down the road in a Tesla.

Question is...  Which one is the evil one?
Me . . . he's the green hipster one . . 

Back to BBQ
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

MendoDave

#180781
March 11, 2016, 06:30:16 PM Last Edit: March 11, 2016, 06:57:39 PM by Mendo Dave
Hot dogs for dinner.  [wine]

What happened to the east coast peeps? They usually chime in by now.

MendoDave

#180782
March 11, 2016, 07:18:53 PM
So I won $230,000 on a scratch off this afternoon. Ive decided to buy one of each model of Ducati. The S version if possible.

Speeddog

#180783
March 11, 2016, 08:46:06 PM
Which years are you going to go for?
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Reseda, CA
(951) 640-8908

~~~ "We've rearranged the deck chairs, refilled the champagne glasses, and the band sounds great. This is fine." - Alberto Puig ~~~

Howie

#180784
March 11, 2016, 10:41:59 PM
Peep  [wasn't]

Oldfisti

#180785
March 12, 2016, 01:20:30 AM
Peep, peep.


[wasn't]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Oldfisti

#180786
March 12, 2016, 03:19:41 AM
 [coffee]  rye toast and a couple eggs.  Nice start to the day.
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Howie

#180787
March 12, 2016, 03:25:05 AM
Good morning   [coffee]

Oldfisti

#180788
March 12, 2016, 03:33:30 AM
Good morning Howie.


Any parades today?
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

MendoDave

#180790
March 12, 2016, 05:30:03 AM
Quote from: Speeddog on March 11, 2016, 08:46:06 PM
Which years are you going to go for?

Oh I gave the ticket to a wealthy industrialist that wanted the extra scratch for a party this weekend. He said I could stand outside the gate and look at the Limo's pulling in. After the party I'm free to drink any leftover wine I might find.

DarkMonster620

#180791
March 12, 2016, 05:37:34 AM
Morning . . .

last night's food was OK, nothing to foodie blog bout, but, OK . . . "beef" was not so tender, pork was a little on the "lean" side of things, chicken, well . . . looked OK in its platter and left it there . . . had some brocoli, red onions, squid, shrimp . . . service was not OK . . . we stayed a good while talking . . . well, they talked, I laughed . .

now, Deathwish [coffee], toast, eggs, [bacon], and a few chorizo . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DarkMonster620

#180792
March 12, 2016, 06:35:08 AM
just sat and read this . . . http://www.mandatory.com/2016/03/11/employee-creates-spreadsheet-of-co-workers-excuses-for-a-year-u/?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00002185

I mean, are there really people who think this can go on forever?
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#180793
March 12, 2016, 08:23:50 AM
Home again...for a couple of days. :-\
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Oldfisti

#180794
March 12, 2016, 08:29:52 AM
Quote from: DarkMonster620 on March 12, 2016, 06:35:08 AM
just sat and read this . . . http://www.mandatory.com/2016/03/11/employee-creates-spreadsheet-of-co-workers-excuses-for-a-year-u/?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00002185

I mean, are there really people who think this can go on forever?


Yes.  More than you would think.
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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