The Official "Say Anything" Thread

[DarkMonster620]

watching WTCC Qualy from Slovaqia . . .

[ungeheuer]

Is that near Irak?

[DarkMonster620]

Really?

[ungeheuer]

Absolutely.

Did you know that there no such place as Husqvarna in Sweden, the city is.... Huskvarna.

[GK]

Watching GUNS OF NAVARONE . . . think neughbor is listening too

Love that movie! ðŸ'ðŸ»ðŸ'ðŸ»

You're in it now, up to your neck!

[DarkMonster620]

I am still not fully awake . . made a spelling error . . . sorry . . .

SLOVAKIA

[ungeheuer]

I woulda just blamed Cralso-phone-speak.

Don't feel bad, once I made two spelling errors.

[DarkMonster620]

I woulda just blamed Cralso-phone-speak.

Don't feel bad, once I made two spelling errors.

I WAS using the phone . .  now, in my laptop

[Oldfisti]

I woulda just blamed Cralso-phone-speak.

Don't feel bad, once I made two spelling errors.

Once.

[ungeheuer]

At least.

[ducpainter]

I thought I was wrong once...

I was mistaken.

[ungeheuer]

No doubt about it 

[DarkMonster620]

I will be a millionaire I will be a millionaire

"Dear Carlos
Thank you for contacting me,My proposal is very important to me so please I want you to take the content of this mail very seriously. All i want is an honest business transaction between us. First of all, I will start by introducing myself. My name is Mrs Marita James; I am from United Kingdom. I am currently working with Cater Allen Private Bank UK.I have been working here for 12 years and 4 months now, and I have a good working record with my bank.

I am also the personal accountant to late Engineer Joseph, a foreign contractor from North America who has an investment account with my bank with a huge sum of money in it. My late client was a chemical consultant contractor with Royal Dutch plc until his death in a fatal car accident here in UK on sabbatical summer. The accident unfortunately took the lives of his entire family comprising of himself, his wife and two kids in the summer of 2007 may their soul rest in perfect peace. He has an investment account worth £5,730,000 (Five Million Seven Hundred And Thirty Thousand Pounds)[$814148.00] at Cater Allen Private Bank  not yet been claimed by anybody as there was no writing will in place before his death.

Since the death of my client; my bank and I have made several inquiries to his embassy to locate his relatives around but this has proven unsuccessful. I came to know about you in my search for a person who shares the same last name as my late client. I employed the services of LinkedIn search solely for this purpose as I feel it would not have been the last wishes of my late client for his whole life work savings to be transferred to a government (Es cheat), he had always complained of their unfavorable public monetary policies, taxes and so on while he was alive. My bank has issued me several notices to provide the next of kin or any surviving relatives of late engineer Joseph or his  account will be transfer to the Government  in 14 official working days. The last notice for claim came to my desk last week.

I am contacting you to assist me in repatriating the funds left behind before they are declared unserviceable by my bank. I am seeking your consent to present you as the surviving relative of my late client since you share same last name. As such, the proceeds of the account can be paid to you as soon as you contact my bank and apply for the funds to be released to you as the surviving relative. If we can be of one accord, I see no reason why we would not succeed. We both have to act swiftly on this matter in other to get the money before the es cheat date. Please get back to me immediately.

I propose that upon successful completion of this deal, we will split the proceeds 50:50 ratio. I am after the success of this transaction with your full co-operation. All i require is your honesty and full co-operation to enable us see this cool deal go through. I guarantee you that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you and me from breaching UK laws. I want to also inform you that I am a very religious person and I cannot tell a lie because of my strong believes; I would expect the same from you.

I will attach  my international Passport ID in my next mail for authenticity so we have equal ground to trust each other.If you are interested in my proposal,i will send you a letter of agreement between us base on trust and I will also send you more information directing you on further procedure on how we can claim the money in the account successfully. If this proposal is alright by you then kindly get back to me by only e-mail for confidential reasons. The content of this mail should be treated with utmost confident and a quick response from you will be highly appreciated. However, if you are not interested in this proposal, please accept my apologies for sending you message and kindly delete message, I promised that you will never hear from me. I anticipate your co-operation. Thanks for your time and do have a great day.



Regards,
Marita"

I spilled some coffee on the floor when I read this

[Oldfisti]

Sounds legit.  I think you should do it.

[ungeheuer]

 

Congrat Carlos.  What colour Lambo will you buy?

International Passport ID