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Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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Duck-Stew

#183375
June 09, 2016, 08:55:03 AM
FHE?!?  ;D
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

Popeye the Sailor

#183376
June 09, 2016, 10:04:14 AM
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

#183377
June 09, 2016, 10:07:11 AM
You're smarter than the guy under the cars.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Bick

#183378
June 09, 2016, 10:24:24 AM
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducpainter

#183379
June 09, 2016, 11:11:31 AM
Quote from: Bick on June 09, 2016, 10:24:24 AM
Some stiff competition for Dumbass of the Week:

http://www.greatfallstribune.com/story/news/2016/06/08/yellowstone-rangers-lead-dangerous-search-missing-man/85601422/


T and I were just talking about that.

The only way to fix stupid.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Bick

#183380
June 09, 2016, 11:16:28 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on June 09, 2016, 11:11:31 AM
T and I were just talking about that.

The only way to fix stupid.

Need more chlorine in the shallow end of the gene pool.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducpainter

#183381
June 09, 2016, 11:23:46 AM
Quote from: Bick on June 09, 2016, 11:16:28 AM
Need more chlorine in the shallow end of the gene pool.
Brains and common sense don't necessarily run in tandem.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Stella

#183382
June 09, 2016, 12:53:06 PM
Quote from: LMT on June 08, 2016, 09:59:27 PM
OMG!  [laugh]  People should really stand up when you arrive at the bar/ restaurant to greet you. I swear, she is just barely 5 feet tall. Makes me feel like an Amazon.

Dating is hard work. Especially on  a school night. Teaching all 5 days this week. Off to the land of the weirdly silent Mendo Dave on Sunday.

[shot] whiskey Wednesday now. With Triscuits. Sleeping in till 0500!   [laugh]  [bang]


I hear ya sister!     

But was she nice?  Good manners?  Does she like motos??


I was set up last summer on a blind date.  Started out fine.  Mimosas in the company of his very nice dog on a patio.  What could go wrong, right?     [roll]

Besides a number of other very odd things, he slapped his dog on the snout once for no reason (one too many times in my book) and shortly after that, took my hand (I'm thinking kinda weird but whatever), continued talking while still holding my hand then....

...took a beignet off the plate, put it in my hand, folded my hand up and squished the beignet and wouldn't let go/

Who the make the beast with two backs does that?!  A).  Wastes a beignet!?   B). After having just met someone?!

Can't believe I washed my hair, on a Sunday, for that one.   [bang]



Hopefully he never gets the chance to add to the gene pool.
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Bick

#183383
June 09, 2016, 01:01:03 PM
Quote from: Stella on June 09, 2016, 12:53:06 PM

I hear ya sister!     

But was she nice?  Good manners?  Does she like motos??


I was set up last summer on a blind date.  Started out fine.  Mimosas in the company of his very nice dog on a patio.  What could go wrong, right?     [roll]

Besides a number of other very odd things, he slapped his dog on the snout once for no reason (one too many times in my book) and shortly after that, took my hand (I'm thinking kinda weird but whatever), continued talking while still holding my hand then....

...took a beignet off the plate, put it in my hand, folded my hand up and squished the beignet and wouldn't let go/

Who the make the beast with two backs does that?!  A).  Wastes a beignet!?   B). After having just met someone?!

Can't believe I washed my hair, on a Sunday, for that one.   [bang]



Hopefully he never gets the chance to add to the gene pool.

I think Beignet Abuse is a felony in some states.  Hard time for that. >:(

The dog thing is really bad too. >:( >:( >:(
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Popeye the Sailor

#183384
June 09, 2016, 01:34:34 PM
Snagged a really nice Klipsch subwoofer today for cheap.

Going to go poke at a boat tonight.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

DarkMonster620

#183385
June 09, 2016, 03:04:10 PM
Everning . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Oldfisti

#183386
June 09, 2016, 03:33:16 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on June 09, 2016, 11:23:46 AM
Brains and common sense don't necessarily run in tandem.


Or abundance for that matter.
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

ducpainter

#183387
June 09, 2016, 03:38:25 PM
Quote from: Oldfisti on June 09, 2016, 03:33:16 PM

Or abundance for that matter.
Especially...

seems the smarter they are the dumber they seem to be. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DarkMonster620

#183388
June 09, 2016, 03:39:10 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on June 09, 2016, 03:38:25 PM
Especially...

seems the smarter they are the dumber they seem to be. ;D
blame the smart phones . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#183389
June 09, 2016, 03:46:32 PM
Quote from: DarkMonster620 on June 09, 2016, 03:39:10 PM
blame the smart phones . . .
I think it started before that.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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