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Popeye the Sailor

#187380
November 16, 2016, 01:57:03 PM
Home buyer called me. Wanted to know if I knew of any water trucks that could fill the tank, because the well has gone completely dry.


Can y'all see the bullet I dodged? Seriously, holy shit.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

#187381
November 16, 2016, 01:59:27 PM
It's all in the timing. [thumbsup]

I bet he watered the lawn.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Popeye the Sailor

#187382
November 16, 2016, 02:00:50 PM
Wait until he starts calling well drillers.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

#187383
November 16, 2016, 02:05:47 PM
Quote from: Satellite smithy on November 16, 2016, 02:00:50 PM
Wait until he starts calling well drillers.
He'd have a better chance drilling for oil.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Popeye the Sailor

#187384
November 16, 2016, 02:08:50 PM
Yup-when the very experienced guy told me the money would be better spent in Reno, I figured I'd believe him.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

lethe

#187385
November 16, 2016, 02:14:49 PM
Just tell him, "Sorry to hear, we're in drought conditions at my new home too!"
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ducpainter

#187386
November 16, 2016, 02:15:40 PM
I think we need to build a wall around NH.

We're in a drought and need to protect our water. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


lethe

#187387
November 16, 2016, 02:18:38 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on November 16, 2016, 02:15:40 PM
I think we need to build a wall around NH.

We're in a drought and need to protect our water. ;D
The moose are developing camel humps.
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DarkMonster620

#187388
November 16, 2016, 02:30:50 PM
evening . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#187389
November 16, 2016, 03:13:08 PM
Quote from: lethe on November 16, 2016, 02:18:38 PM
The moose are developing camel humps.
It rains just enough to make ticks.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


lethe

#187390
November 16, 2016, 03:27:15 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on November 16, 2016, 03:13:08 PM
It rains just enough to make ticks.
but does it rain so little that they are nervous?
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ducpainter

#187391
November 16, 2016, 04:24:33 PM
Quote from: lethe on November 16, 2016, 03:27:15 PM
but does it rain so little that they are nervous?
Only if they're nervous ticks.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Howie

#187392
November 16, 2016, 04:39:55 PM
Good to hear from you Statler!

MendoDave

#187393
November 16, 2016, 05:19:05 PM
Fortunately water ðŸ'¦ isn't an issue here, unless you're a farmer.

Anyway, it's snowing; and so it begins.

DarkMonster620

#187394
November 16, 2016, 05:19:56 PM
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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