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Author Topic: The Official "Say Anything" Thread  (Read 7641547 times)
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« Reply #191085 on: March 22, 2017, 03:23:35 PM »
That isn't a solution.

That leaves the world with more feral cats.

Havahart trap for mom...collect them all and take them to the SPCA. Do it soon before the little ones can hurt you. Even if it costs you a donation they won't be hanging around and getting into your garage to have their litters. Remember...every female in that littler will have litters.

I have some experience in this matter.
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« Reply #191086 on: March 22, 2017, 03:32:00 PM »
If all these shit for brains would stop throwing their cigarette butts out the window...  That would be great!  Angry

Anyone caught doing such should be shipped to Mother where he and his spawn can pee on them at frequent intervals.
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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« Reply #191087 on: March 22, 2017, 03:37:19 PM »
hello . .

I am using my own computer, eating my own PBJ/Nutella/cheese sammiches . . . in a very comfy 36°C temperature
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« Reply #191088 on: March 22, 2017, 03:45:32 PM »
Sorry Carlos...that sandwich sounds disgusting.
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« Reply #191089 on: March 22, 2017, 03:48:29 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on March 22, 2017, 03:23:35 PM
That isn't a solution.

That leaves the world with more feral cats.

Havahart trap for mom...collect them all and take them to the SPCA. Do it soon before the little ones can hurt you. Even if it costs you a donation they won't be hanging around and getting into your garage to have their litters. Remember...every female in that littler will have litters.

I have some experience in this matter.
unless I can teach them to knit, then a home sweat shop might be a plan
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« Reply #191090 on: March 22, 2017, 03:53:10 PM »
Quote from: lethe on March 22, 2017, 03:48:29 PM
unless I can teach them to knit, then a home sweat shop might be a plan

Don't think that works out well either.  I have heard many a story about kittens not taking responsibility for the safekeeping of their knitted handware.
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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« Reply #191091 on: March 22, 2017, 03:56:42 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on March 22, 2017, 03:45:32 PM
Sorry Carlos...that sandwich sounds disgusting.
NO . . it had sweetness and some saltiness . . .
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« Reply #191092 on: March 22, 2017, 04:00:28 PM »
maybe I'll ship them to you guys
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« Reply #191093 on: March 22, 2017, 04:36:29 PM »
Quote from: lethe on March 22, 2017, 04:00:28 PM
maybe I'll ship them to you guys
You don't want to do that.
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« Reply #191094 on: March 22, 2017, 04:37:46 PM »
Quote from: DarkMonster620 on March 22, 2017, 03:56:42 PM
NO . . it had sweetness and some saltiness . . .
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« Reply #191095 on: March 22, 2017, 09:03:04 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on March 22, 2017, 04:37:46 PM
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Quote from: ducpainter on March 22, 2017, 03:23:35 PM
That isn't a solution.

That leaves the world with more feral cats.

Havahart trap for mom...collect them all and take them to the SPCA. Do it soon before the little ones can hurt you. Even if it costs you a donation they won't be hanging around and getting into your garage to have their litters. Remember...every female in that littler will have litters.

I have some experience in this matter.

Amen.
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« Reply #191096 on: March 23, 2017, 02:36:15 AM »
Good MoreNing.
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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« Reply #191097 on: March 23, 2017, 02:37:01 AM »
Indeedy.
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    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
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« Reply #191098 on: March 23, 2017, 02:56:47 AM »
Gooooooood Everning....
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« Reply #191099 on: March 23, 2017, 03:08:27 AM »
Good morning  coffee
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