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#194355
November 07, 2017, 08:29:15 AM
I like this one better:



[beer]
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducpainter

#194356
November 07, 2017, 02:15:26 PM
My kind of clock
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DarkMonster620

#194357
November 07, 2017, 03:08:14 PM
hello
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#194358
November 07, 2017, 03:12:27 PM
Sell any cars today?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DarkMonster620

#194359
November 07, 2017, 03:13:40 PM
today was electricians do not work if it rains . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Popeye the Sailor

#194360
November 07, 2017, 03:33:31 PM
I sold a knife on Sunday.

I guess I'm a knifemaker now.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Bick

#194361
November 07, 2017, 04:25:07 PM
It may take some serious negotiation skillz to get this down to my normal price range...

https://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/detail/697441676/overview/?aff=dyrtsm&BAC=dyrtsm71515

1. Finish the unfinished center console - deduct $1,994.
2. Have to go to Texas - Deduct $70,000.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Popeye the Sailor

#194362
November 07, 2017, 04:31:01 PM
Sounds good.

Then I'll give you twice the price for the $1 Jag.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

#194363
November 07, 2017, 04:31:53 PM
Can't buy them all for a buck... [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Bick

#194364
November 07, 2017, 04:39:16 PM
I can be a little flexible on the console.

No negotiation on the cost of having to go to Texas.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducpainter

#194365
November 07, 2017, 04:47:26 PM
Quote from: Bick on November 07, 2017, 04:39:16 PM
I can be a little flexible on the console.

No negotiation on the cost of having to go to Texas.
Would you go to Massachusetts?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Bick

#194366
November 07, 2017, 04:50:05 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on November 07, 2017, 04:47:26 PM
Would you go to Massachusetts?

I've seen what people call driving in Boston...  Not going to buy a car that has been abused like that.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Popeye the Sailor

#194367
November 07, 2017, 04:57:55 PM
Quote from: Bick on November 07, 2017, 04:50:05 PM
I've seen what people call driving in Boston...  Not going to buy a car that has been abused like that.

What's wrong with our driving?
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

#194368
November 07, 2017, 05:02:07 PM
Quote from: Bick on November 07, 2017, 04:50:05 PM
I've seen what people call driving in Boston...  Not going to buy a car that has been abused like that.
Driving in Boston is life training.

Just like the military.

Be all you can be. :-*
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Randimus Maximus

#194369
November 07, 2017, 05:20:41 PM
IZ is visiting.
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