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Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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#196680
April 06, 2018, 07:55:24 AM
Sorry, Stella, predicted “snow showers” do not winter make.

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

DarkMonster620

#196681
April 06, 2018, 09:54:23 AM
had to leave the house before I smacked the bejesuz out of stepson . . . how can someons sleep until 1000h, get up and ask ME if I had cooked breakfast!!!!  wtf he thinks I am? got a shower got dressed and left the house . . . cannot be with that good for nothing attempt of human being
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Popeye the Sailor

#196682
April 06, 2018, 11:35:35 AM
Snow!

So of course, we went boat shopping. I mean-what kind of idiot would look for a boat today?
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

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#196683
April 06, 2018, 11:42:01 AM
Why waste a good boating day boat shopping?
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Popeye the Sailor

#196684
April 06, 2018, 11:43:56 AM
This man gets it.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

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#196685
April 06, 2018, 11:58:11 AM
Because it is “snowing” I am making a stop at Bass Pro on my way home tonight.  Not for a boat.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Speeddog

#196686
April 06, 2018, 12:05:49 PM
Quote from: Satellite smithy on April 06, 2018, 11:35:35 AM
Snow!

So of course, we went boat shopping. I mean-what kind of idiot would look for a boat today?

I thought you already had a boat.
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Popeye the Sailor

#196687
April 06, 2018, 01:33:29 PM
They're like motorcycles.

There are many types for different purposes, and I need one of each.


Besides, this one is for my brother-it's his post divorce present to himself.



Mostly it means he's going to launch my pickup down the ramp when he tows it.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

#196688
April 06, 2018, 01:38:17 PM
Tell him to buy his own pickup.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DarkMonster620

#196689
April 06, 2018, 03:35:12 PM
evening . . .

not gonna go into kitchen . . . 3 human beings in this household and only one gets to play cook, NO MORE!!! they want cooked food, they better cook it
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#196690
April 06, 2018, 03:50:48 PM
Quote from: DarkMonster620 on April 06, 2018, 03:35:12 PM
evening . . .

not gonna go into kitchen . . . 3 human beings in this household and only one gets to play cook, NO MORE!!! they want cooked food, they better cook it
You're gonna have to eat when they're not there.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DarkMonster620

#196691
April 06, 2018, 03:56:28 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on April 06, 2018, 03:50:48 PM
You're gonna have to eat when they're not there.
or cook something they don't like
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#196692
April 06, 2018, 03:59:56 PM
Quote from: DarkMonster620 on April 06, 2018, 03:56:28 PM
or cook something they don't like
People like everything if they're hungry.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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#196693
April 06, 2018, 04:07:32 PM
I would have thought these people would have figured out how dangerous it is to be in close proximity to Crazlo while he is eating. [evil] ;D
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Randimus Maximus

#196694
April 06, 2018, 06:56:24 PM
Tornado warnings around here tonight.  :o :o :o

Followed by sideways rain.

[shot]
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