The Official "Say Anything" Thread

[TiNi]

on another note, approximately 44,000 employees got their email accounts accidentally deleted today.


oopsies

someone will be getting fired for that 

[TiNi]

lunchtime 

i'm having a leftover burny hamburger over a salad 

kinda disappointing...

[Ash]

After being on this board for a couple years, I realized that. I've only been at this company for a year and it amazes me the idiotic practices they have. And other people know they're idiotic but no one will step up and say anything. Same with the idiots who, whenever they're on a conference call, can't answer a question cause they're "multitasking". Here's a suggestion. Quit surfing the internet while you're on a con call for a multi million dollar project that was requested by your team. Even better, you can't answer a single fracking question we ask because you have no clue how to do your job you fat make the beast with two backs.


So sorry. Rant over.

I've finally got a weekend off so I'm gonna go out and ride my troubles away at the end of the week.

<hands over whiskey>

<here's a frying pan>

<and a gun>

happy hannukah.

[jdubbs32584]

 

Thank you!

[Statler]

lunchtime 

i'm having a leftover burny hamburger over a salad 

kinda disappointing...

even after reading about the burnt burgers I still read this post as having leftover BUNNY hamburger over a salad.   Made it much funnier.   

mmmmmmmm, leftover bunny.....

[Statler]

After being on this board for a couple years....<snip>

you mean this board for a couple months right?   

no other forum has 

[jdubbs32584]

you mean this board for a couple months right?   

no other forum has 

ah yes, I should have said "this board and the old board and one other that I shall not mention"

[Ash]

Thank you!

you know what they say...

you can always count on a petite asian!

[jdubbs32584]

you know what they say...

you can always count on a petite asian!

You in Cali?

[Ash]

aren't we all?

[jdubbs32584]

aren't we all?

good point.

You anywhere near some place called Concord (pronounced Con-curd)?

[Statler]

how did the misconception/joke that Ash is a small Asian woman start again?

He's about as much of a little Asian girl as I am.

wait...on second thought he's much more of a small Asian girl than I am.

never mind.

carry on.

[Ash]

good point.

You anywhere near some place called Concord (pronounced Con-curd)?

very close actually!  why?

how did the misconception/joke that Ash is a small Asian woman start again?

He's about as much of a little Asian girl as I am.

wait...on second thought he's much more of a small Asian girl than I am.

never mind.

carry on.

it's all nutts fault....   

[jdubbs32584]

very close actually!  why?

I'll be there for work the last week of August.

[Ash]

well then you must hang with me.  hell if you need a place to stay i have a spare room.

how many days will you be here for?