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#11640
August 29, 2008, 05:18:42 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 29, 2008, 05:08:26 PM

...everybody funny....


I'm not funny.  I need funny juice.

hooligan machinist

#11641
August 29, 2008, 05:19:09 PM
Quotequality...fast...cheap.

What!! No BOOBIES option??
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somegirl

#11642
August 29, 2008, 05:20:07 PM
Quote from: hooligan machinist on August 29, 2008, 05:19:09 PM
What!! No BOOBIES option??

That was "buffy". [cheeky]
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ducpainter

#11643
August 29, 2008, 05:20:36 PM
Quote from: Dan on August 29, 2008, 05:14:48 PM
I've actually used that line with customers.  It usually doesn't go over so well   ;D
I'm at the point that I want to tell this customer to go make the beast with two backs himself.

It might be financial suicide.

I don't really care.

I've spent the past two days fighting the results of hurrying a job.

It's still not right.

I want to go away for the long weekend with my family.

The money isn't good enough.

The glory isn't good enough...because it hasn't happened.

My other customers are starting to suffer.

It's a decision I have to make as a business man.

I need to get drunk.... ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ducpainter

#11644
August 29, 2008, 05:21:17 PM
Quote from: hooligan machinist on August 29, 2008, 05:19:09 PM
What!! No BOOBIES option??
not in the real world..... ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ducpainter

#11645
August 29, 2008, 05:22:34 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on August 29, 2008, 05:16:24 PM
Approves:


...of course he does.... ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


red baron

#11646
August 29, 2008, 05:23:54 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 29, 2008, 05:20:36 PM
I'm at the point that I want to tell this customer to go make the beast with two backs himself.
{snip}


Sublet it out. ;D




That is not an offer, just a suggestion
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

ducpainter

#11647
August 29, 2008, 05:26:25 PM
Quote from: trouble on August 29, 2008, 05:23:54 PM

Sublet it out. ;D




That is not an offer, just a suggestion
know anyone that can have it done for Tuesday?     [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


red baron

#11648
August 29, 2008, 05:29:49 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 29, 2008, 05:26:25 PM
know anyone that can have it done for Tuesday?     [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Can it be delivered to Dudley.
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

ducpainter

#11649
August 29, 2008, 05:33:40 PM
Quote from: trouble on August 29, 2008, 05:29:49 PM
Can it be delivered to Dudley.
It could be...

if I cared....right now.

Everything on these tins has gone wrong.

I really don't care anymore.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ducpainter

#11650
August 29, 2008, 05:35:21 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 29, 2008, 05:33:40 PM
It could be...

if I cared....right now.

Everything on these tins has gone wrong.

I really don't care anymore.
so T says I care too much...

which is probably why I'll spend the weekend working.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


hooligan machinist

#11651
August 29, 2008, 05:36:33 PM
I was gonna say, take two of these and call me in the morning. ;D

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TiNi

#11652
August 29, 2008, 05:37:27 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 29, 2008, 05:35:21 PM
so T says I care too much...

which is probably why I'll spend the weekend working.

you do...

and

that stinks  :-\

ducpainter

#11653
August 29, 2008, 05:38:15 PM
Quote from: hooligan machinist on August 29, 2008, 05:36:33 PM
I was gonna say, take two of these and call me in the morning. ;D



I'm game....
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Popeye the Sailor

#11654
August 29, 2008, 05:44:17 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 29, 2008, 05:35:21 PM
so T says I care too much...

which is probably why I'll spend the weekend working.


Quote from: ducpainter on August 23, 2008, 07:13:18 PM
Dave...

it's Saturday dude...

all this heroic effort will get you a paycheck...

and a kick in the ass out the door when they're done with you.

just sayin'

;D
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