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Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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#14925
September 30, 2008, 11:16:41 AM
Quote from: JBubble on September 30, 2008, 07:10:44 AM
Working on the 14th floor of a building sucks in a fire drill. Especially in heels.


Thought I would be efficient, and take the stairwell up one floor, from 46 to 47, instead of going out the the lobby, and taking those stairs, only to find that my keycard was not programmed for the doors in the stairwell.

Learned my lesson.  No more working in highrises.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

jdubbs32584

#14926
September 30, 2008, 11:43:14 AM
Luckily I'm moving to a location where my own personal fireman can carry me down some stairs if a fire occurs.  ;D

Grampa

#14927
September 30, 2008, 11:49:02 AM
Quote from: JBubble on September 30, 2008, 11:43:14 AM
Luckily I'm moving to a location where my own personal fireman can carry me down some stairs if a fire occurs.  ;D

carry or push?
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

jdubbs32584

#14928
September 30, 2008, 11:50:06 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on September 30, 2008, 11:49:02 AM
carry or push?

well, that would depend on if I had made him a sammich recently now wouldn't it?

the_Journeyman

#14929
September 30, 2008, 11:59:23 AM
*Om nom nom nom nom* SHOVE

Maybe, maybe not...   [laugh]

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Grampa

#14930
September 30, 2008, 12:28:09 PM
Quote from: JBubble on September 30, 2008, 11:50:06 AM
well, that would depend on if I had made him a sammich recently now wouldn't it?



a relationship based on sammich servitude....hmmmmmm :-\

Dr Phill does not approve
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Monsterlover

#14931
September 30, 2008, 12:29:37 PM
But ML does!  Bring on the sammich!
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Bick

#14932
September 30, 2008, 12:46:18 PM
You can tell a lot about a person's character in the way they make a sandwich.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Stella

#14933
September 30, 2008, 12:46:46 PM
I can't believe no one has posted "bacon sammich" yet.....

[bacon]
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Stella

#14934
September 30, 2008, 12:50:31 PM
Quote from: Bick on September 30, 2008, 12:46:18 PM
You can tell a lot about a person's character in the way they make a sandwich.

The "way" they make it?   As in, they might make it in the dark by the light of the
fridge?   Or "how" they make it as in extra pesto, extra bacon, extra fontina cheese....
(Hungry now!)
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

MrFryMoto

#14935
September 30, 2008, 12:53:05 PM
i just got done eating me a sammich

sooooooo goooooood

food coma commence!
MrFry's News Ticker:
*shifty eyes* someone's been reporting bad news-->Fry-Cycles to offer baked, broiled & deep fried options as well .....My Little Pony still in style.....House NOT destroyed in motorcycle gang's takeover!.....DMF: where the cool kids hang out........

jdubbs32584

#14936
September 30, 2008, 12:54:54 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on September 30, 2008, 12:28:09 PM
a relationship based on sammich servitude....hmmmmmm :-\

Dr Phill does not approve

there's other things involved too. Like whether I do the laundry,  how often I vacuum, and unmentionable stuff.  [thumbsup]

Popeye the Sailor

#14937
September 30, 2008, 01:14:33 PM
Quote from: JBubble on September 30, 2008, 12:54:54 PM
there's other things involved too. Like whether I do the laundry,  how often I vacuum, and unmentionable stuff.  [thumbsup]



By "unmentionable stuff" do you mean your unmentionables? I suppose long as they're clean....
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Grampa

#14938
September 30, 2008, 01:21:02 PM
Having ones unmentionable stuffed.... can be painfull. not that I know first-hand
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Buckethead

#14939
September 30, 2008, 01:21:59 PM
Didn't Katie Couric do that on the Today Show a while back?
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 
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