The Official "Say Anything" Thread

[Grampa]

a mans nanner needs fresh air..... the vent holes were a great idea

[LMT]

maybe you need one of these.

Made of hard plastic, the Banana Guard features a nifty snap lock so your banana won't fall out and mingle with the rest of your belongings. It's even equipped with ventilation holes. Sure, you might get a laugh or two when you pull this thing out of your .....





(cortisy of Aerostitch)

I so want one of these.  I eat a banana every day.  When I travel my daily intake ends up banged up and smooshed.

[Statler]

that's an awefull lot of bend in that nana case.

[Duck-Stew]

You just know someone's put 'feelers' on the outside of it and made it into a French Tickler banana holder...













or someone here will now that they have the idea...

[River]

Oh my goodness gracious...


Words fail me.

And Trouble isn't even here to blame it on!

Stu, I don't EVEN WANT TO KNOW where you got that idea from...

[Popeye the Sailor]

Crap crap crap crap.


I can't get my *^%^%R$ Jeep started. Not getting fuel. Goddamit.

[River]

Crap crap crap crap.


I can't get my *^%^%R$ Jeep started. Not getting fuel. Goddamit.

Er, in a hurry or just generally pissed about the situation?

[Duck-Stew]

Oh my goodness gracious...


Words fail me.

And Trouble isn't even here to blame it on!

Stu, I don't EVEN WANT TO KNOW where you got that idea from...

I have a deep, dark, dirty mind....

[Stella]

wow.   i logged in specifically to post something really profound (as opposed to lurk)
but when I opened NMC, there was this big. yellow. banana with that big bend in it....

ah.... I guess i'll figure out my reason for posting later....   

[TiNi]

Crap crap crap crap.


I can't get my *^%^%R$ Jeep started. Not getting fuel. Goddamit.

i can't get the leaf blower to start either  
i have no idea what's wrong...

and yes, it's turned on  

[River]

I have a deep, dark, dirty mind....

<--runs away and hides with eyes closed, hands over ears, repeating the "la la la I can't hear you" mantra>

[Duck-Stew]

<--runs away and hides with eyes closed, hands over ears, repeating the "la la la I can't hear you" mantra>

Wait, wait, WAIT!!!!!!!!!!     That's an *actual* mantra?!?   

[Popeye the Sailor]

Er, in a hurry or just generally pissed about the situation?

More like, thought I had fixed this part, apparently, I hadn't.

[Duck-Stew]

Crap crap crap crap.


I can't get my *^%^%R$ Jeep started. Not getting fuel. Goddamit.

Slightly cracked fuel supply hose to the pump maybe?!?  Had that happen on an older Mercury years ago.  Hose looked fine from the outside, but once removed and bent in any different curve, it displayed a LOT of cracks then...  The cracks were sucking air in as the pump tried to prime itself but oddly...the hose never leaked.

[Popeye the Sailor]

Metal hose, no leaks, yes, fuel in tank. I suspect the pump but.....only because things point to it.


This could be a vacuum issue, as most everything on the jeep works off the vacuum pump.